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[chu_totoro]

something I wrote up on Word about 1-2 weeks ago but did not post because I did not have INTERNET.

as follows:


ahahahahhahaha my stomach hurts from laughing too much.

So today I had a conversation that went like this:

PEOPLE: Hey, come to think of it, what’s your last name?
ADELA: ...you guys don’t know my last name?
PEOPLE: No, we don’t!
ADELA: But I know all of yours!
PEOPLE: Well, what is it?
ADELA: ...oh, I don’t know. What is it?
PEOPLE: Uh. Li? Lim?
ADELA: ...no.
PEOPLE: Lin?
ADELA: ...nope.
PEOPLE: Just tell us!
ADELA: All right, it’s... Judaprestijo.
PEOPLE: No way.
ADELA: Yes way.
PEOPLE: No way.
ADELA: Oh yes it is.
PEOPLE: How do you spell that?”
ADELA: J-u-d-a-p-r-e-s-t-i-j-o.
PEOPLE: ...what?
ADELA: Here, I’ll write it down for you.

(ADELA writes it down on a coffee stirring stick)

PEOPLE: ...NO WAY.
ADELA: ahahahahaha all right, no way.
PEOPLE: We don’t know! What are your initials?
ADELA: I dunno, what are my initials? Well, A...
CHOPS: Hey, it’d be cool if your initials matched your AC DC bag.
ADELA: (LOL) Yeah, wouldn’t it?
PEOPLE: pffffffffft.
SAMIR: C’mon, tell us! At least give a hint or something.
ADELA: Let’s see... it starts with an S and ends with an R.
PEOPLE: Really?
ADELA: Sure!
PEOPLE: (thinking) No way. There’s no last name that’s like that. You’re fooling us!
ADELA: No, really!
PEOPLE: ......
ADELA: All right, I’ll tell you. It’s-
PEOPLE: What?
ADELA: Samir-is-a-loser. :D
SAMIR: Ohhhhhhhhh /does the Samir Round Eyes
BOX GUY: Oh my gosh it does start with S and end with R!
OTHER PEOPLE: Pah.
ADELA: All right, all right. I was kidding. But it does start with an S.
PEOPLE: Really?
ADELA: No.
PEOPLE: /thunk.
SOMEONE: Hup, time to go back now.

(on the way back people disperse into different groups, and ADELA is left with CHOPS and Malaysian girl WEIYUN, who does know her last name)

CHOPS: Hey, so what is it? Tell me!
WEIYUN: I’ll give you a hint! It has-
CHOPS: Yeah?
WEIYUN: Between one and one hundred letters in it!
CHOPS: .......
WEIYUN: And the letters are between A through Z.
CHOPS: ............
ADELA: ahahaha. I’ll give you a hint. It... matches the letters of my AC DC bag.
CHOPS: Adela C D... You’re lying again.
ADELA: No, really!
CHOPS: There are too many letters in AC DC!
ADELA: Nuh uh.
CHOPS: Pffft so what matches? Like. The A?
ADELA: Nonono! Actually, the DC part isn’t me, it’s someone else.
CHOPS: Your dad.
ADELA: No.
CHOPS: Your brother.
ADELA: No.
CHOPS: Who?
ADELA: ...boy you’re unimaginative. But it’s OK. It’s some random kid you don’t know who goes to Princeton.

(BTW, I actually bought the bag wayyyy after breakup and didn’t notice the coincidence until much later, but thought it was pretty funny when I did. xD)

CHOPS: Oh. Are you kidding me now?
ADELA: No, actually, I’m not.
CHOPS: Oh, okay. So what is your last name anyway?
ADELA: It starts with... a C! Like AC DC!
CHOPS: No, stop it. C’mon.
ADELA: ... but I’m telling the truth!
CHOPS: ... Chin? Chung? Chang? Cho?
ADELA: Yeah! My name is Adela... what did you say – Chang! /nodnod
CHOPS: ...really.
ADELA: Yes really!
CHOPS: You’re lying to me again. Maybe your name starts with an S. Hm... S...
ADELA: I’m telling you, it’s Adela Chang! Why don’t you believe me? :O
WEIYUN: Yeah, she’s telling you the truth. :3
ADELA: See? Toldja it’s true.
CHOPS: .... no it’s not.
ADELA: Yes it is.
CHOPS: No it’s not.
ADELA: Yes it is.
CHOPS: God just tell me!
ADELA: Adela Chang!
CHOPS: NO!
ADELA: YES!
CHOPS: STOP LYING!
ADELA: I’M NOT!
CHOPS: YOU ARE!
ADELA: I’M NOT!

Things continue in this vein the whole way back, until we arrive and Chops insists to see a signup list to check my name, and then says it’s Ada and refuses to believe it says Adela, and then starts to think there’s two Adelas in this small 250 people program.

/highly amused

hwaaa I am a bad person. :3


... lawl?

Comments

[skypemaster007.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah
Wow, that just made my day.
Rofl

[chu-totoro.livejournal.com]

thank you, thank you /bow