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[chu_totoro]

Well, we had more AIM stories to-night. Debra's is a bit long and confusing; I'll post Louis' first and errr... try to sort hers out. (All irrelevant comments have been removed)


Maeglin Arandur: And so it came to pass that the schools of Mission San Jose and Lynbrook didst hold a conference.
Maeglin Arandur: And there ventured a contingent of students, chosen there from the collective of students.
Maeglin Arandur: chosen from the collective of... weird little pissants who go to crappy schools.
Maeglin Arandur: It came to be that Joseph Chu was appointed spokesman of the lynbrook emissariat, and Debra Yen was his counterpart from MSJ.
Maeglin Arandur: THey didst convene in a room of conference, with chairs of plushiness and carpet of softness and scented air-fresheners.
Maeglin Arandur: (yes. Scented air-fresheners.
Maeglin Arandur: )
Maeglin Arandur: And lo, Joseph did proffer Debra a seat, and she didst sit.
Maeglin Arandur: Debra wast glad upon re-encountering Joseph after so many years - she missed their secret rendezvous at CTY.
Maeglin Arandur: And she didst gaze upon Joseph with feelings of love, and he did stare back.
Maeglin Arandur: and they did sit there, entranced, for several minutes, while their respective colleagues did wait outside with impatience.
Maeglin Arandur: and the two lovers did lean closer and closer unto one another.
Maeglin Arandur: and debra did part her lips very slightly, and slight her head to the right.
Maeglin Arandur: but, so it came to pass, as they were about to fall into a passionate kiss, there wast a great knock upon the door.
Maeglin Arandur: Both of them yelped audibly and jumped visibly, for they were scared.
Maeglin Arandur: Joseph did recover his senses, and rose to protect his love.
Maeglin Arandur: Thereat, a great mecha did smite down the door, and it was piloted by the mighty Alaska.
Maeglin Arandur: and lo! Alaska didst cackle, and laugh upon the lovers.
Maeglin Arandur: And Joseph did leap up, and attempt to smite Alaska
Maeglin Arandur: but he was repulsed by a cascade of gold-bond
Maeglin Arandur: and he was smitten down, and he wast about to be stepped upon
Maeglin Arandur: but then it came to be that Debra, for her great love of joseph, did spring forth and ward away Alaska's mecha.
Maeglin Arandur: And she did wield an eraser mightily
Maeglin Arandur: and then lo! the mecha was no more.
Maeglin Arandur: at this, the two lovers turned about again, and they did gaze upon each others' visage even more lovingly than before.
Maeglin Arandur: and with great, romantic, passionate sighing, they did profess their love v. loudly.
Maeglin Arandur: and the heartstrings of the world did twang, and were plucked.
Maeglin Arandur: ... HEARSTRINGS!
Maeglin Arandur: whoa. can't spell.
Maeglin Arandur: oh, I'll stop with the world theme.
Maeglin Arandur: And then Joseph did say, "You shouldn't have!"
Maeglin Arandur: but Debra didst counter, "But I love you so, and couldst not bear to see thee in pain!"
dcdcnews: and then
Maeglin Arandur: Ooh. Delmar! Add on!
dcdcnews: the ground turned into a soft matress
Maeglin Arandur: it ALREADY is a soft mattress
Maeglin Arandur: and it has plushy chairs and a soft table
Maeglin Arandur: why use you my font?
dcdcnews: and as they sank into the poofy depths
dcdcnews: they did things that even alaska would be envious of
Maeglin Arandur: and their tongues did intertwine
Maeglin Arandur: and their hands did roam
Maeglin Arandur: and their other bodily parts did... um... conjoin!
Maeglin Arandur: and they did roll about and make passionate love
Maeglin Arandur: knocking over furniture and whatnot.
Maeglin Arandur: and there was music! and it did say, "This is a song... for the ladies...."
Maeglin Arandur: but Joseph didst disobey the commandments of the music
Maeglin Arandur: and he did fuck her VERY hard.
Maeglin Arandur: and she did gasp and cry aloud
Maeglin Arandur: and shout his name unto the heavens
Maeglin Arandur: mm. delmar, take over.
(And Del did not take over, and the story ended)

Debra's story... she was pretending to be Elizabeth's alter ego? So keep in mind as you read it that "I" refers to Elizabeth. I added in punctuation but changed nothing else.


fwoofie: oh right you know my dream last night? it was so perverted >.> (i'm your alter ego! i should have perverted dreams)

((Then Elizabeth very smartly informs her that it was a dream about putting on a play and not perverted at all, and Debra promptly continues to narrate.))

fwoofie: and then there was also pole dancing in it too. like serious stuff. you know, i think i was the pole dancer. i carried around my own little pole at any rate, and I performed before an old lady churning butter! ^-^ I am your alter ego you know. oh right. Adela, (we were partners in crime) stole the old lady's butter while i was distracting her because we really needed butter those days. like butter was essential! it was like money!! anyways she stole the old lady's butter and then I started lap dancing with her so she wouldn't notice the butter in front of her was gone, but after that I made a smooth exit and bumped into Louis in the wings! he was wearing all red and he said "I'm under orders of Mao to stop all this pervertedness!" (he was undercover of course) so I quickly bopped him on the head so I wouldn't get caught by that bi**h Mao because you know what? Mao and I were old friends until we got into a nasty little spat over who ruled China. He said I couldn't because I didn't even look Chinese for goodness sakes. I was like only half Chinese. so yes, the spat... and after I bopped him with my pole and like thwacked him a bit in who-know-where just to make sure he was in enough pain to not go after me, I dragged Adela (and she couldn't go fast, she was holding a big vat of butter) and we went out of the old lady's house and accidently ran onto a stage! and we were like woah! how did we get here? But there were people yelling in the audience for an encore. So being the masterminds me and Adela were we decided to give them an encore to not look suspicious and I was sure that Louis was cold out. So i did my thang because I still had my pole and all, and Adela was a very excellent unicyclist or so I've heard, so Adela grabbed a unicycle from backstage and I started pole dancing while Adela unicycled around me and it was great stuff. the crowd really loved it. they clapped and cheered and some of the rowdy boys (since this was in Texas and all) they tried to climb up onto the stage and grab me they kept on missing Adela because they were so drunk and she was too fast but just as I was getting pulled under I saw a holy light! It was Dylan come to save me!! He threw the masses of bodies into the air and punched left, jabbed right, until all that was left was a clear pathway amid of pile of bodies. did I mention that he also did a coupla black belt moves? and there was me looking very astonished and very relieved and there were tears in my eyes. of happiness. to see him again after all these years. and Dylan ran towards me oblivious of the piles and piles of rowdy Texans and embraced me except I guess he forgot he was still in a macho man mode so he kinda hugged too tight and the tears in my eyes became tears of pain but I still kept through it because he is my only soulmate that I passionately love. so, soon enough, Dylan lets go, holds me at armlength's away and says "My dear, I've come all the way from Timbuktu to see you and i've dreamed about you every night I was away but the real you is so much better" and with that because I was much too astonished to see him he leaned forward went on tippy toes. and planted such a passionate kiss that I fell over in dreamy love and he fell on top of me and oh, it was so romantic! (what? no way i'm being uber perverted eliza) but um wait I forgot about Adela shoot so Adela was..um.. still doing her unicycle thang but she accidentally loses control because every one was trying to grab at her since she was wearing an uber sexy shirt and bright green spandex shorts which makes such a smexie image. oh yes, i only noticed what Adela was doing since I saw her out of the corner of my eye. wait lemme first finish with Adela's happenings. she lost control of her unicycle and went crashing out of the auditorium and lay hurt and bleeding all over the rocky pavement and as her eyes are watering from several scrapes she lifts her head and what does she see? she sees an extremely menacing looking Louis wielding a ginormous cudgel and about to beat her up for running away and to torture her and ask her where the heck I was because Mao specifically ordered him to find me. but as Adela,, losing all hope of remaining whole, cringed in fear and preparation of a bloody cudgel beating, she hears a big thwomp instead of the sound of a big stick beating her back, and she opens her eyes and sees an unconcious Louis! and two sexy boots. one boot steps on top of Louis' body and from far above a very cheesy sounding voice says "Well looks like I've saved my fair lady eh?" anywayz so Adela looks faaaar up actually not so far up because it happens that Del has kneeled down and as Adela looks up she sees her own image reflected in a pair of green sunglasses and she cries "Oh Del! Thank you ever so much ah! But... I thought you were a dratted Commie!! And you do this for me?” and then Del says "I'd do anything for you!" and then Adela is about to sigh very romantically but she notices she can't stare into Del's eyes with love so she says "Take off those dratted sunglasses of yours Del" and Del says "OH. yes. Sorry about that But you know, Texas is really hot and the sun was being annoying" so he slowly removes his glasses and Adela, with joy, stared into the dark pools of Del's eyes lost in them for what seemed like forever and her face was like <3 hehe. and Adela who was still on the ground of course hooked one arm around manly Del, pulled herself up, still staring into Del's eyes of course, and they both slowly leaned towards each other and Adela lifted her head (because I think she is shorter) and gave Del one passionate kiss cuz she does everytime Del saves her. Del keeps a record and so far he's had like 89. and meanwhile, in an ironic sense, Dylan was kissing me at the same time Adela was kissing Del so since it was such a magical moment the whole building erupted and blew up and the whole world blew up until it was only us and them then confetti was thrown into the air heart confetti that is, and little cute white doves popped out of no where and flew about and the vibrant strings of a violin played romantic music in the background and all that was evil turned to good and thats when i woke up thinking we had cured the world of all evilness by our love for each other and it was such a happy feeling until I looked around my room and noticed that NO! how could we have cured the world of all evil if MY ROOM"S STILL THIS MESSY?!?!?! so that ends my story

Mmm... and here's a version of Deb's story with relevant comments, posted AIM style the way it was written.


fwoofie: oh right
fwoofie: you know my dream last night?
fwoofie: it was so perverted
fwoofie: >.>
ekokitten: no it wasn't
Maeglin Arandur: haha
ekokitten: it was about putting on a play
ekokitten: so HA
Maeglin Arandur: ooh. a play.
Maeglin Arandur: like... a striptease?
fwoofie: (i'm your alter ego! i should have perverted dreams)
ekokitten: NO
x swirly whirl x: ....kinky!!!
Maeglin Arandur: haha
Maeglin Arandur: lapdance for dylan counts as a play?
fwoofie: and then there was also pole dancing in it too
fwoofie: like serious stuff
x swirly whirl x: well it's play-ing XD
ekokitten: ...NO NO NO
fwoofie: you know, i think i was the pole dancer
ekokitten: It was about the midwest!!
x swirly whirl x: im sure you enjoyed yourself...including the pole!!
fwoofie: i carried around my own little pole at any rate
ekokitten: there was an old lady churning butter!!!
fwoofie: and I performed before an old lady churning butter!
ekokitten: .......
ekokitten: stop twisting my words around
fwoofie: ^-^
fwoofie: I am your alter ego
fwoofie: you know
ekokitten: hmph. Adela and Louis were there too ya'know.
fwoofie: oh right
fwoofie: wait
Maeglin Arandur: ... sigh.
fwoofie: Adela,
x swirly whirl x: ...they were watching and paying for it?
Maeglin Arandur: well, I'm sure that you performed for us...
fwoofie: (we were partners in crime)
ekokitten: no..they were in the play.
Maeglin Arandur: oh. so we were dancing TOO?
fwoofie: stole the old lady's butter
ekokitten: I didn't see Louis until after the play
ekokitten: Adela got dragged along with me into the play
fwoofie: while i was distracting her
Maeglin Arandur: oh okay. so I was just like the manager.
ekokitten: Carolyn was there too I think
Maeglin Arandur: mm. me=pimp!
fwoofie: (this is the play!)
ekokitten: she actually knew what she was doing
x swirly whirl x: ..that makes it more kinkier 'cause everybody's doing the dirty dirty with each other 2______@
x swirly whirl x: *@_____@
ekokitten: no you were not!
fwoofie: because we really needed butter those days
ekokitten: .....
Maeglin Arandur: haha I SO was.
fwoofie: like butter was essential!
ekokitten: no you weren't
fwoofie: it was like money!!
fwoofie: anyways
fwoofie: she stole the old lady's butter
ekokitten: If you were, then I would have seen you earlier
Maeglin Arandur: how do you explain me being not on the stage, then?
ekokitten: and I DIDN'T
fwoofie: and then
Maeglin Arandur: I was watching from high up.
ekokitten: you probably were on the stage, I just didn't notice you
Maeglin Arandur: being v. pimpy and sexy.
fwoofie: I started lap dancing with her
ekokitten: ....you know, you acted a lot more like Delmar in my dream
ekokitten: so no
fwoofie: so she wouldn't notice the butter in front of her was gone
ekokitten: actually, you acted like..no one I know
ekokitten: o.O;;
Maeglin Arandur: I see.
fwoofie: but after that
ekokitten: so HA. no pervertedness
Maeglin Arandur: me as delmar would be really weird
fwoofie: I made a smooth exit
ekokitten: ...........
Maeglin Arandur: haha I am a communist! ph34r me!
fwoofie: and bumped into Louis in the wings!
ekokitten: .....
ekokitten: _ _;;
fwoofie: he was wearing all red
fwoofie: and he said
Maeglin Arandur: mm. sexy. red.
ekokitten: no, I bumped into Louis after the big giant group hug
fwoofie: "I'm under orders of Mao
x swirly whirl x: ...that lil red number!!! XD
Maeglin Arandur: orgy porgy!
ekokitten: and he was wearing midwest clothing!
fwoofie: to stop all this pervertedness!"
Maeglin Arandur: haha big giant group hug DOES remind me of brave new world.
ekokitten: ....
fwoofie: (he was undercover of course)
fwoofie: so
Maeglin Arandur: "orgy porgy! orgy porgy!"
fwoofie: I quickly bopped him on the head
Maeglin Arandur: ouch.
fwoofie: so I wouldn't get caught by that bi**h Mao
fwoofie: because you know what?
fwoofie: Mao and I were old friends
fwoofie: until we got into a nasty little spat
fwoofie: over who ruled China
fwoofie: He said I couldn't because I didn't even look Chinese for goodness sakes
ekokitten: Louis was in my dream for a period of oh..like 1 minute
fwoofie: I was like only half
fwoofie: Chinese
ekokitten: so..err...none of that happened. >>
fwoofie: (1 minute isn't even up yet!)
fwoofie: so yes, the spat
ekokitten: .....
ekokitten: _ _;;
fwoofie: and after I bopped him with my pole
x swirly whirl x: ..the pole she danced all over
fwoofie: and like thwacked him a bit in who-know-where
Maeglin Arandur: haha halfbreed.
Maeglin Arandur: ooh. kinky.
fwoofie: *knows
ekokitten: Debra, you do not know how my mind thinks AT ALL
fwoofie: just to make sure he was in enough pain
fwoofie: to not go after me
Maeglin Arandur: oh, I'm sure it's much more perverted than she's making it.
ekokitten: ....-sigh-
fwoofie: I dragged Adela
ekokitten: no, it's less perverted
Maeglin Arandur: actually, at this point I think that she MOUNTS the chairman
ekokitten: ....
fwoofie: and she couldn't go fast, she was holding a big vat of butter
Maeglin Arandur: He was a pervert, y'know?
fwoofie: and we went out of the old lady's house
ekokitten: .....
Maeglin Arandur: he enjoyed virgins -___- sick bastard.
fwoofie: and accidently ran onto a stage!
fwoofie: and we were like woah!
fwoofie: how did we get here?
fwoofie: But there were people yelling in the audience
fwoofie: for an encore
fwoofie: So
fwoofie: being the masterminds me and Adela were
fwoofie: we decided to give them an encore
ekokitten: .....
fwoofie: to not look suspicious
ekokitten: that's totally inaccurate. _ _;;
fwoofie: and I was sure that Louis was cold out
fwoofie: So i did my thang
ekokitten: a minute is over..
ekokitten: >>
fwoofie: (i know, louis isn't in it anymore)
ekokitten: would you just like me to TELL you what happened?
fwoofie: because I still had my pole and all
ekokitten: ....
fwoofie: and Adela
ekokitten: I didn't have a pole..
fwoofie: was a very excellent unicyclist
fwoofie: or so I've heard
fwoofie: so Adela grabbed a unicycle from backstage
ekokitten: ....o.o;;
fwoofie: and I started pole dancing
ekokitten: where the heck is Debra getting this stuff?
fwoofie: while Adela unicycled around me
fwoofie: and it was great stuff
fwoofie: the crowd really loved it
fwoofie: they clapped
fwoofie: and cheered
fwoofie: and some of the rowdy boys
fwoofie: since this was in Texas and all
fwoofie: they tried to climb up onto the stage
fwoofie: and grab me
fwoofie: they kept on missing Adela
fwoofie: because they were so drunk
fwoofie: and she was too fast
mischiefanime: o.o
fwoofie: but just as I was getting pulled under
fwoofie: I saw a holy light!
fwoofie: It was Dylan
ekokitten: ...
fwoofie: come to save me!!
ekokitten: o.O;; how did he get in my dream?
mischiefanime: o.o
fwoofie: He threw the masses of bodies into the air
fwoofie: and punched left,
ekokitten: ....
fwoofie: jabbed right,
ekokitten: uh huh
fwoofie: until all that was left was a clear pathway
fwoofie: amid of pile of bodies
fwoofie: did I mention that he also did a coupla black belt moves?
fwoofie: and there was me
fwoofie: looking very astonished
fwoofie: and very relieved
fwoofie: oh
fwoofie: ok
Maeglin Arandur: this is... mildly interesting.
fwoofie: and there were tears in my eyes
fwoofie: of happiness
fwoofie: to see him again
fwoofie: after all these years
ekokitten: I would blame Louis for this, but in this case..it's all Debra's fault. ==''
Maeglin Arandur: haha.
fwoofie: and Dylan
fwoofie: ran towards me
mischiefanime: I need to shower now, so I guess it doesn't matter
fwoofie: oblivious of the piles and piles of rowdy Texans
ekokitten: =__=''
ekokitten: I WASN'T IN TEXAS
fwoofie: and embraced me
fwoofie: except I guess he forgot he was still in a macho man mode
fwoofie: so he kinda hugged too tight
ekokitten: .......
fwoofie: and the tears in my eyes became tears of pain
fwoofie: but I still kept through it
fwoofie: because he is my only soulmate
fwoofie: that I passionately love
fwoofie: so soon enough
Cuteremy8: lol, im finding it fairly amusing
fwoofie: Dylan lets go
fwoofie: holds me at armlength's away
Maeglin Arandur: since... you've gone through that before, in your dream.
fwoofie: and says
ekokitten: no I haven't...
Maeglin Arandur: mm. in real life, then. it doesn't matter.
ekokitten: but apparently Debra has done it in her head. o.O;;
fwoofie: "My dear, I've come all the way from Timbuktu to see you
ekokitten: I haven't done it in real life either
Maeglin Arandur: because I'm SURE dylan would say that
Maeglin Arandur: actually, I think it should be,
fwoofie: and i've dreamed about you every night I was away
fwoofie: but the real you
Maeglin Arandur: "My love! You are so sexy! I MUST have you!"
fwoofie: is so much better
fwoofie: *"
fwoofie: and with that
fwoofie: because I was much too astonished to see him
fwoofie: he leaned forward
fwoofie: went on tippy toes
Maeglin Arandur: haha.
ekokitten: ....
ekokitten: _ _;;
Maeglin Arandur: nono have him JUMP on her.
fwoofie: and planted such a passionate kiss
ekokitten: Louis, shut up
ekokitten: one person is enough
fwoofie: that I fell over in dreamy love
Maeglin Arandur: and how the hell would you passionately kiss on tippy toes?
fwoofie: and he fell on top of me
Maeglin Arandur: -___- I've never tried... but... eh.
fwoofie: and oh, it was so romantic!
ekokitten: ....and there goes her innocence
Maeglin Arandur: it does not seem feasible.
fwoofie: (what? no way i'm being uber perverted eliza)
fwoofie: but um
Maeglin Arandur: pfft.
fwoofie: wait I forgot about Adela
fwoofie: shoot
fwoofie: so
fwoofie: Adela was..um..
Maeglin Arandur: well, Joseph, you know what you have to do now.
fwoofie: still doing her unicycle thang
Maeglin Arandur: Somehow get Debra involved in a bar brawl, and then rescue her!
Maeglin Arandur: because these are def. not Eliza's ideas.
fwoofie: but she accidentally loses control
fwoofie: because every one was trying to grab at her
fwoofie: since she was wearing an uber sexy shirt
ekokitten: ....what are you saying Louis? >>
fwoofie: and bright green spandex shorts
ekokitten: UBER SEXY SHIRT? WHAT?
ekokitten: EWWWWW
fwoofie: which makes such a smexie image
ekokitten: spandex. x.x;;
fwoofie: (this is adela you know)
Maeglin Arandur: I'm saying that this is def. not Eliza's dream.
ekokitten: oh ok. Good.
fwoofie: (oh? why not?)
Maeglin Arandur: for multifarious reasons. thus, these ideas are all sprung from Debra's mind.
fwoofie: (pfft. this is eliza's alter ego talking)
Maeglin Arandur: and, thereat, Joseph can utilize these fantasies to his great benefit. ^^
fwoofie: now where was i
Maeglin Arandur: mm. I think I'll actually do a proper debra/joseph.
fwoofie: oh yes, i only noticed what Adela was doing since I saw her out of the corner of my eye
ekokitten: I have kicked you out of the posistion of alter ego
fwoofie: wait lemme first finish with Adela's happenings
fwoofie: she lost control of her unicycle
fwoofie: and went crashing out of the auditorium
ekokitten: Louis kind of left.
fwoofie: and lay hurt and bleeding all over the rocky pavement
fwoofie: and as her eyes are watering from several scrapes
ekokitten: ...this is so random and weird.
fwoofie: she lifts her head
fwoofie: and what does she see?
fwoofie: (come on ppl, guess what she sees)
ekokitten: dirt?
fwoofie: no!
ekokitten: you realize I'm the only person paying attention here?
fwoofie: she sees an extremely menacing looking Louis
fwoofie: oh
fwoofie: ok
fwoofie: i'm almost done
fwoofie: wielding a ginormous cudgel
fwoofie: and about to beat her up
ekokitten: ...a cudgel..
fwoofie: for running away
fwoofie: and to torture
fwoofie: her
fwoofie: and ask her where the heck I was
ekokitten: eh..I have to go take a shower now.
fwoofie: because Mao specifically ordered him to find me
fwoofie: (wah. no fun)
fwoofie: but as Adela, losing all hope of remaining whole
fwoofie: cringed
fwoofie: in fear
ekokitten: you realize..no one is going to see this?
fwoofie: and preparation
fwoofie: mm
fwoofie: i dunno
fwoofie: there's still some ppl left in the chat
fwoofie: of a bloody cudgel beating
ekokitten: ....-sigh-
fwoofie: she hears a big thwomp
fwoofie: instead of the sound of a big stick beating her back
fwoofie: and she opens her eyes
fwoofie: and sees an unconcious Louis!
fwoofie: and two sexy boots
mischiefanime: back
fwoofie: oh good
fwoofie: this is your part
fwoofie: one boot steps on top of Louis' body
fwoofie: and from far above
fwoofie: a very cheesy sounding voice says
fwoofie: "Well
mischiefanime: debra, you're still going on about that?
fwoofie: looks like I've saved my fair lady eh?"
Maeglin Arandur: .sigh.
mischiefanime: you're going to scare everyone from the chat
fwoofie: aw
fwoofie: but I'm almost done
fwoofie: seriously
fwoofie: anywayz
mischiefanime: mmf. then finish.
fwoofie: so Adela looks faaaar up
fwoofie: actually not so far up
fwoofie: because it happens
fwoofie: that Del has kneeled down
fwoofie: and as Adela looks up
fwoofie: she sees her own image
fwoofie: reflected in a pair of green sunglasses
kaloryth: mmkay. That works.
fwoofie: and she cries
fwoofie: "Oh Del! Thank you ever so much
fwoofie: ah!
kaloryth: ....haha
fwoofie: ok
fwoofie: But...
fwoofie: I thought you were a dratted Commie!!
fwoofie: And you do this for me?
kaloryth: wait..are you talking about Del's perverted glasses?
fwoofie: yes
fwoofie: or I was
mischiefanime: o.O
kaloryth: oh ok.
fwoofie: and then Del says
dcdcnews: uhh
dcdcnews: what happened?
fwoofie: "I'd do anything for you!"
kaloryth: she's making a dream
kaloryth: and she's pretending to be my alter ego
fwoofie: and then Adela is about to sigh very romantically
kaloryth: but I do not have dreams like that. o.O;;
mischiefanime: wait, why would eliza dream this?
fwoofie: but she notices
fwoofie: she can't stare into Del's eyes
mischiefanime: wouldn't eliza dream about dylan, at least?
fwoofie: with love
fwoofie: so
fwoofie: she says
fwoofie: "Take off those dratted sunglasses of yours Del"
fwoofie: and Del says
fwoofie: "OH. yes. Sorry about that
fwoofie: But you know, Texas is really hot and the sun was being annoying"
fwoofie: so he slowly removes his glasses
fwoofie: and Adela, with joy, stared into the dark pools of Del's eyes
fwoofie: lost in them for what seemed like forever
kaloryth: ..
mischiefanime: that's actually pretty good writing
fwoofie: and her face was like <3
mischiefanime: okay, except that sentence
Maeglin Arandur: pfft.
fwoofie: hehe
Maeglin Arandur: I LIKE that sentence.
Maeglin Arandur: and his face was like =]
fwoofie: yes, the cheesy grin
fwoofie: and Adela
fwoofie: who was still on the ground of course
mischiefanime: when'd I get on the ground?
fwoofie: hooked one arm around manly Del
fwoofie: pulled herself up
fwoofie: still staring into Del's eyes of course
fwoofie: and they both slowly leaned towards each other
fwoofie: and Adela lifted her head
fwoofie: because I think she is shorter
mischiefanime: I am.
fwoofie: and gave Del one passionate kiss
fwoofie: cuz she does everytime Del saves her
Maeglin Arandur: ... that sounds weird.
Maeglin Arandur: "one passionate kiss"
fwoofie: so Del keeps a record
fwoofie: and so far
Maeglin Arandur: I mean, it should be SEVERAL passionate kisses.
fwoofie: he's had like 89
kaloryth: ....
kaloryth: o.O;;
fwoofie: well it can't be several
mischiefanime: eliza's alter ego
fwoofie: or else Del would have a million or so by now
mischiefanime: would so not say "cuz"
fwoofie: oh right
fwoofie: that was only that once
fwoofie: *because
fwoofie: and meanwhile
fwoofie: in an ironic sense
fwoofie: Dylan was kissing me
fwoofie: at the same time
fwoofie: Adela was kissing Del
fwoofie: so
fwoofie: since it was such a magical moment
fwoofie: the whole building erupted
fwoofie: and blew up
fwoofie: and the whole world blew up
fwoofie: until it was only us and them
fwoofie: then
kaloryth: Debra, you are so not my alter ego
fwoofie: confetti was thrown into the air
mischiefanime: try making longer sentences >< my whole comp is lagging now
fwoofie: heart confetti that is, and little cute white doves popped out of no where and flew about
Maeglin Arandur: ... wow.
kaloryth: Louis, make her stop
Maeglin Arandur: I'll take this to mean that you haven't kissed anyone before... oO
fwoofie: and the vibrant strings of a violin played romantic music in the background
fwoofie: and all that was evil turned to good
fwoofie: and thats when i woke up
fwoofie: thinking we had cured the world of all evilness by our love for each other
fwoofie: and it was such a happy feeling
fwoofie: until I looked around my room
kaloryth: ....
fwoofie: and noticed that NO! how could we have cured the world of all evil if MY ROOM"S STILL THIS MESSY?!?!?!
fwoofie: oops
fwoofie: *'
fwoofie: so that ends my story

Comments

[fwufferz.livejournal.com]

woah. eliza's dream was sure very scary. o.o;;

[chu-totoro.livejournal.com]

Whoa. You know what makes it scarier? It all came out of your head.

[fwufferz.livejournal.com]

yea right.

mm. actually, i suck at romantic descriptions. urg.

but that was pretty fun. next time i'll leave out all the romantic implications and just do crime. or whatever else comes to mind. what fuN! whee.

[smushedness.livejournal.com]

'xactly. Don't try pinning your weird ideas on me.

Next time you do it, don't be my alter ego.

[fwufferz.livejournal.com]

Ok Louis, that's really gross.