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epic gmail (mostly one-sided conversation), abridged version

[Debra to Me]

It seems to be a given that I make random comments that don't pertain to anything and that most of the time people ignore.

WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS BACK THEN.

[Debra to Me]

maybe that's why I was making random comments.

rebbyaon: why are you annoying?
pumyAON: deb says so?
pumyAON: well no I annoy m'self on occasion
pumyAON: and eliza seems to find me annoying XD
rebbyaon: haha
ekokitten: so if deb says the world is flat, does that make the world flat?
pumyAON: nooooo
rebbyaon: to him, her word is law
pumyAON: but that's not the same thing is it?
pumyAON: she has no authority to say the world is flat
pumyAON: but then she has the authority to find me annoying

--- (I am cutting the [Debra to Me]s because I am lazy)

What caught Alex's eye:
dcdcnews: Elizabeth is ekokitten
dcdcnews: she likes bdsm even more than i supposedly do
ekokitten: /me kicks Delmar. NO

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dcdcnews: According to the onion, the U.S. populace was 85% body-snatcher pod people on Oct. 4, 1957
kaloryth: some people actually believe the onion
kaloryth: it's a bit horrifying
fwoofie: I actually believe the carrot
fwoofie: ..

LOL.

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kaloryth: you tried to hack my computer once
kaloryth: at least you stopped
le pomme d amour: oh oh
le pomme d amour: hack me

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dcdcnews: i use my arms to keep my balance
dcdcnews: if i'm doing uber hard songs
dcdcnews: they're very...wavey
dcdcnews: i was like 45°once
dcdcnews: i was holding onto the couch to stay up
thethirdChang: ....
dcdcnews: ^^;;
thethirdChang: oh well, I consent
pumyAON: that sounds SO wrong imo
dcdcnews: ...why?
pumyAON: first, delmar positioning himself at ~45 degrees
pumyAON: then, him needing to hold the couch for support
dcdcnews: ...
pumyAON: and then adela giving consent

Now we know why we are so corrupted!!!

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Back in the day when Tiffany was a mean little critter..

(Is she still? Can't tell. Would like to think not.)

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thethirdChang: about the intestine?
thethirdChang: o intestine! you are so great
fwoofie: xDDDDD
thethirdChang: you digest the food I ate

Awwwww.
When we helped each other with homework?

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thethirdChang: I am the intestine!
thethirdChang: named digestion!
fwoofie: ...
fwoofie: you cant say youre the intestine in the beginning
fwoofie: you have to say it at the end
fwoofie: ..
fwoofie: part 10 ^^
thethirdChang: well then say it at the end

Attempt to help #287654

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le pomme d amour: you compared me to a small intestine
le pomme d amour: T_T
pumyAON: that's a complement, kevin.

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pumyAON: /emo
fwoofie: emo!
fwoofie: elmo!!
fwoofie: st elmo's fire!
fwoofie: 1985!
fwoofie: bowling for soup!
fwoofie: peas!
pumyAON: AUGH
pumyAON: *shoots self*
fwoofie: food!
pumyAON: small intestine!
fwoofie: small intestine!
pumyAON: poem!
pumyAON: write!
fwoofie: heey
fwoofie: shut up!

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thethirdChang: you're keeping Louis here :)
pumyAON: *flips a central digit @ adela*

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We had so many chatrooms back then. And we actually talked. Wow.

[Fwoom to Debra]

I know! I miss them! :(

[Debra to Me]

fwoofie: does anyone else think olives are somewhat perverted besides me and eliza?

Aw I miss Eliza. I remember explaining this to her. >>;

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thethirdChang: where are my pajamas?
thethirdChang: where are my CLOTHES?
fwoofie: dont tell me your butt naked
thethirdChang: uh, no
ekokitten: EWW DEBRA

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(WAIT append this to the previous convo)
fwoofie: apparently louis was like that before..
ekokitten: Debra, how do you know this?

[SAME QUESTION :3]

[Fwoom to Debra]

She is still a mean little critter. Her slaps hurt more than anyone else I know. =.=

[Debra to Me]

thethirdChang: it's going to fall apart at the seams
Nautkyn: fashion is a thing so horrendous it must constantly change
ekokitten: into women's fashion?
dcdcnews: hopefully not when you're dancing
thethirdChang: ...
thethirdChang: ..... >>
ekokitten: ....wth? how would it change while you're dancing?
fwoofie: ..
fwoofie: eliza...
ekokitten: ...did I miss something?
fwoofie: use your head eliza
ekokitten: ....
thethirdChang: he meant falling apart at the seams, methinks
dcdcnews: and what? it would be bad if it did....
ekokitten: oh.
ekokitten: ....
fwoofie: uh..
dcdcnews: do you not agree?
thethirdChang: ... >>
ekokitten: what were you thinking Debra?
fwoofie: hmm
ekokitten: ....o.O
ekokitten: you know what, nevermind. >>
fwoofie: exactly
fwoofie: i'm not perverted

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Oh dear. Does she still go like BAKA and STUPID! and jab at you randomly?

I am so glad I don't have to deal with that. Sorry Adela. XD

ekokitten: it's interesting how trill doesn't have an ignore button...
fwoofie: really?
fwoofie: I should remember that
fwoofie: the next time you threaten me with the ignore button

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fwoofie: who wants to be hyper with me and adela?
SpiritoftheTuna: CAPITALLETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x 1000
dcdcnews: [=.=]..;; <===<<<-...,,...---(***^*^```~`~~
ekokitten: ...I think 3 people is enough.
ekokitten: Delmar..did you just attempt suicide?

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ekokitten: pringles are sexy
thethirdChang: PRINGLES!
ekokitten: ....Evan actually agreed on this point. >>
thethirdChang: ....
ekokitten: he said they're curvy and sexy-like

That sounds like typical Eliza. >>

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Not so sure what typical Eliza is anymore.

[Fwoom to Debra]

Yep she does (Tiffany). I'm still very good at dodging though. And have those slapping reflexes which scare the rest of my classmates out of poking me for life. mwahahahahaha

I dunno what typical eliza's like anymore either. Ignoring us, maybe? :(

This is an epic gmail conversation ahahaha.

[Debra to Me]

I just realized. THIS IS ALSO BACK WHEN KEVIN DIDN'T SWEAR. WOW.

[Fwoom to Debra]

Whoa there was a time when Kevin didn't swear?

[Debra to Me]

Maeglin Arandur: I got a C on a math test in the morning.
Maeglin Arandur: I got a C on a HISTORY quiz in the afternoon
thethirdChang: ...
Maeglin Arandur: [bad day, no?]
ekokitten: I got a D on a chem. test?
Maeglin Arandur: and then.... I was sick.
ekokitten: okay, you beat me. >>

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(50 min into the chat)
SpiritoftheTuna: and who is kaloryth anyways
kaloryth: maybe I should kill him
kaloryth: and he wouldn't know
kaloryth: who I was
thethirdChang: she's your conscience
SpiritoftheTuna: no
SpiritoftheTuna: i thought i KILLED YOU
SpiritoftheTuna: DAMNIT

(later)

x swirly whirl x: who are you?!
kaloryth: ....
kaloryth: your conscience.
thethirdChang: eliza
kaloryth: or, that works.