chu_totoro

I said I would post it, and since I'm in an AIM-posting mode, I'll do it now.

.....we were just talking about Adam, and then we were trying to see his RISD student site.... and somehow it turned out like this.

mischiefanime (11:07:53 PM): well I know his risd site url starts with http://students.risd.edu/students/
mischiefanime (11:08:06 PM): and then somewhere at the end it has schang
dcdcnews (11:09:01 PM): sigh
dcdcnews (11:09:03 PM): it won't let me view
dcdcnews (11:09:05 PM): oh well
mischiefanime (11:09:29 PM): well yeah
mischiefanime (11:09:33 PM): it's a protected directory
mischiefanime (11:09:38 PM): I'm trying to find a way around it
mischiefanime (11:09:49 PM): ....I could always just ask him...... but I think he's asleep
dcdcnews (11:10:53 PM): haha
dcdcnews (11:11:00 PM): *HEY ADAM!*
mischiefanime (11:11:12 PM): _ _;;
dcdcnews (11:11:27 PM): *brings cello into room*
dcdcnews (11:11:34 PM): *starts playing while kicking head*
mischiefanime (11:11:54 PM): ....he has a lock on the door
dcdcnews (11:12:13 PM): *blowtorches lock*
dcdcnews (11:12:17 PM): *bites*
dcdcnews (11:12:34 PM): hahaha
dcdcnews (11:12:38 PM): that would be funny
dcdcnews (11:12:44 PM): to see you gnawing on a lock
mischiefanime (11:12:55 PM): o.o
mischiefanime (11:13:17 PM): I'll leave that to you...
dcdcnews (11:13:40 PM): me?
dcdcnews (11:13:42 PM): O_o
dcdcnews (11:13:52 PM): my teeth are weak
mischiefanime (11:13:58 PM): if you want to gnaw on locks, go ahead..
dcdcnews (11:14:22 PM): if someone had to save the world with their teeth, it would not be me
mischiefanime (11:15:02 PM): haha
mischiefanime (11:15:20 PM): you can be the one to save the world
mischiefanime (11:15:25 PM): by drawing robotic squirrels
dcdcnews (11:17:08 PM): hahaha
dcdcnews (11:17:22 PM): i can't think of one scenario in whihc that would save the world
mischiefanime (11:18:06 PM): maybe they'll come to life
mischiefanime (11:18:08 PM): and save the world
mischiefanime (11:19:06 PM): I don't know
dcdcnews (11:19:13 PM): woot
dcdcnews (11:19:19 PM): attack of the 1 cm tall squirrels!
mischiefanime (11:19:24 PM): but can you think of a scenario where gnawing doorknobs will save the world?
dcdcnews (11:21:43 PM): yeah
dcdcnews (11:21:48 PM): imagine there's a locked door
mischiefanime (11:22:01 PM): right, like gnawing it would help much
dcdcnews (11:22:35 PM): well, its made of chocolate
dcdcnews (11:22:39 PM): or is impenitrable except to certain enzymes in the mouth
dcdcnews (11:22:39 PM): and on the otherside is a button
dcdcnews (11:22:46 PM): that stops whatever bad is gonna happen
mischiefanime (11:23:26 PM): ........
mischiefanime (11:23:41 PM): if it's made of chocolate
mischiefanime (11:23:49 PM): why don't you just destroy it with your bare hands?
dcdcnews (11:25:37 PM): umm
dcdcnews (11:25:41 PM): its really hard chocolate
dcdcnews (11:25:47 PM): and it requires water to soften it
dcdcnews (11:25:50 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:26:11 PM): ....any sensible person
mischiefanime (11:26:18 PM): would get a bucket of hot water
mischiefanime (11:26:24 PM): and MELT the chocolate
dcdcnews (11:29:01 PM): but what if you didn't have one?
mischiefanime (11:29:24 PM): >>
dcdcnews (11:29:35 PM): thats what I thought..
mischiefanime (11:29:48 PM): kick the doorknob so it comes off
mischiefanime (11:29:51 PM): save the world
dcdcnews (11:29:52 PM): its too hard
mischiefanime (11:29:55 PM): and eat the doorknob afterwards
dcdcnews (11:29:57 PM): and it only reacts to saliva
mischiefanime (11:29:59 PM): as a treat
dcdcnews (11:30:01 PM): :D
dcdcnews (11:30:03 PM): i win
mischiefanime (11:30:08 PM): if it's chocolate, it can crack
dcdcnews (11:30:17 PM): okay
dcdcnews (11:30:21 PM): say its not chocolate
dcdcnews (11:30:24 PM): its concrete
mischiefanime (11:30:28 PM): ....
dcdcnews (11:30:32 PM): but made of specific proteins
mischiefanime (11:30:35 PM): then why the HELL WOULD SOMEONE EAT IT?
dcdcnews (11:30:36 PM): is bio-concrete
dcdcnews (11:30:39 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:30:43 PM): ew
dcdcnews (11:30:51 PM): but you still need to save the world..
mischiefanime (11:30:55 PM): I refuse to eat "bio-concrete"
dcdcnews (11:30:58 PM): by gnawing on the doorknob!
mischiefanime (11:31:00 PM): the world can die
dcdcnews (11:31:08 PM): well, what if it was flavored
mischiefanime (11:31:13 PM): so?
dcdcnews (11:31:15 PM): with your favorite flavoring?
mischiefanime (11:31:19 PM): the world can die....
dcdcnews (11:31:25 PM): and looked good
dcdcnews (11:31:35 PM): and was FDA approved
mischiefanime (11:31:47 PM): ....
dcdcnews (11:31:53 PM): and gave you the specific reccomendation for vitamins and minerals?
dcdcnews (11:31:55 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:32:08 PM): if that were the case
mischiefanime (11:32:30 PM): I think I'd buy some pearl milk tea
mischiefanime (11:32:35 PM): go sit in front of the door
mischiefanime (11:32:49 PM): as agigated people beg me to save the world
mischiefanime (11:32:56 PM): and watch as it explodes XD
dcdcnews (11:32:59 PM): ...
dcdcnews (11:33:02 PM): umm
mischiefanime (11:33:07 PM): the "agigated people" can save the world
mischiefanime (11:33:11 PM): if they really want to
dcdcnews (11:33:22 PM): what if by gnawing it it generates electricity
dcdcnews (11:33:26 PM): powering a TV
dcdcnews (11:33:41 PM): that shows your friend's deepest darkest most embarassing secrets
mischiefanime (11:33:48 PM): hm
mischiefanime (11:33:59 PM): I'd bring the hamster
mischiefanime (11:34:06 PM): and sit and watch and sip my pearl milk tea
mischiefanime (11:34:10 PM): as the hamster feasts
dcdcnews (11:34:12 PM): _ _;;
mischiefanime (11:34:17 PM): hehehe
dcdcnews (11:34:18 PM): but the hamster is still gnawing it
dcdcnews (11:34:19 PM): so i win!
dcdcnews (11:34:26 PM): so the hamster is saving the world
dcdcnews (11:34:27 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:34:35 PM): *choke*
mischiefanime (11:34:47 PM): I thought we were watching TV
mischiefanime (11:34:52 PM): if it comes to the world, I won't bother
dcdcnews (11:35:18 PM): ..would you really?
mischiefanime (11:35:30 PM): what, not bother?
mischiefanime (11:35:44 PM): yes, because if it comes down to the time when no one but me can do this
mischiefanime (11:35:52 PM): I'm assuming everyone's either dead or haven't got mouths
mischiefanime (11:35:59 PM): so then what's the world worth saving for?
dcdcnews (11:36:00 PM): what if its gene-specific
dcdcnews (11:36:10 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:36:16 PM): then all of my family members are either dead or mouth-less
dcdcnews (11:36:19 PM): no
dcdcnews (11:36:25 PM): its your combination of genes
mischiefanime (11:36:31 PM): and if it's me specifically
mischiefanime (11:36:40 PM): I'll stab the idiot who made it that way
mischiefanime (11:36:44 PM): and watch as the world explodes
dcdcnews (11:36:51 PM): he also lies behind the door
dcdcnews (11:36:54 PM): (me)
dcdcnews (11:36:55 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:37:04 PM): okay, well you die when the world explodes
mischiefanime (11:37:07 PM): so there
dcdcnews (11:37:08 PM): no
dcdcnews (11:37:10 PM): i live
dcdcnews (11:37:11 PM): :D
dcdcnews (11:37:14 PM): because i'm cool
mischiefanime (11:37:18 PM): guess what?
mischiefanime (11:37:22 PM): you'll be the only person alive
dcdcnews (11:37:23 PM): unless you break down the door
dcdcnews (11:37:24 PM): no
mischiefanime (11:37:26 PM): have fun
dcdcnews (11:37:37 PM): i have my awesome imaginary friends
dcdcnews (11:37:38 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:37:52 PM): sure
dcdcnews (11:37:55 PM): haha
dcdcnews (11:38:06 PM): oh
dcdcnews (11:38:09 PM): and you don't die
mischiefanime (11:38:11 PM): you can live till you grow ooooold
dcdcnews (11:38:16 PM): you are forever tormented
dcdcnews (11:38:18 PM): by louis
dcdcnews (11:38:19 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:38:21 PM): hey!
dcdcnews (11:38:31 PM): if you don't gnaw the freaking doorknob!
mischiefanime (11:38:56 PM): hahaha what's up with you and gnawing doorknobs?
mischiefanime (11:39:07 PM): I should log this conversation and use it as proof that delmar is crazy
dcdcnews (11:39:14 PM): hahahahaha
dcdcnews (11:39:17 PM): how did this start?
dcdcnews (11:39:19 PM): oh yeah
dcdcnews (11:39:20 PM): adam
mischiefanime (11:39:23 PM): Iono
mischiefanime (11:39:26 PM): ...LOL
mischiefanime (11:39:34 PM): how did adam turn into doorknob gnawing?
dcdcnews (11:39:42 PM): umm
dcdcnews (11:39:48 PM): how to break into adam's door
dcdcnews (11:39:52 PM): which is locked
mischiefanime (11:39:54 PM): oh yeah
mischiefanime (11:39:58 PM): hahahahaha
dcdcnews (11:40:01 PM): well, i'm sure you would gnaw the doorknob to save the world
dcdcnews (11:40:03 PM): wow
dcdcnews (11:40:06 PM): weird convo
dcdcnews (11:40:07 PM): anyways
mischiefanime (11:40:10 PM): I wouldn't be so sure
dcdcnews (11:40:11 PM): i need to go sleep
mischiefanime (11:40:14 PM): if I were you
dcdcnews (11:40:15 PM): art class tomorrow
dcdcnews (11:40:16 PM): you better
mischiefanime (11:40:19 PM): =P
dcdcnews (11:40:23 PM): otherwise louis
mischiefanime (11:40:26 PM): the world doesn't mean much to me
dcdcnews (11:40:27 PM): will not only torment you
mischiefanime (11:40:31 PM): and louis can go to hell
dcdcnews (11:40:40 PM): but all your female friends will fall madly in love with him
dcdcnews (11:40:42 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:40:48 PM): all my female friends
mischiefanime (11:40:51 PM): will be dead
mischiefanime (11:40:54 PM): remember?
dcdcnews (11:40:54 PM): no
dcdcnews (11:41:04 PM): because i only said the world would be destroyed
dcdcnews (11:41:11 PM): :D
mischiefanime (11:41:16 PM): .......that makes no sense
dcdcnews (11:41:17 PM): i'm sooo cooooool!
dcdcnews (11:41:18 PM): jkjk
dcdcnews (11:41:20 PM): umm
dcdcnews (11:41:22 PM): the world
dcdcnews (11:41:23 PM): is the earth
mischiefanime (11:41:27 PM): who cares if they fall in love with him?
dcdcnews (11:41:28 PM): we are not part of the earth
dcdcnews (11:41:29 PM): so
dcdcnews (11:41:30 PM): imagine
dcdcnews (11:41:31 PM): louis
mischiefanime (11:41:34 PM): -blink-
dcdcnews (11:41:35 PM): in puma underwear
mischiefanime (11:41:38 PM): dylan will be sad
dcdcnews (11:41:42 PM): lying on cloud nine
dcdcnews (11:41:50 PM): wiht scantily clad friends of yours waiting on him
dcdcnews (11:41:56 PM): *waiting*
mischiefanime (11:41:59 PM): -_-;;;
dcdcnews (11:42:02 PM): haha
dcdcnews (11:42:04 PM): i wiiiinnn
mischiefanime (11:42:13 PM): I didn't say I'd save the world
mischiefanime (11:42:20 PM): if no one dies, I might as well not save it
mischiefanime (11:42:46 PM): and hell, I'm so saving this convo... I shall put it up in my LJ one day
dcdcnews (11:42:49 PM): ..
mischiefanime (11:42:53 PM): and people can read it and go O.o
dcdcnews (11:42:53 PM): well I need to go sleep
mischiefanime (11:42:56 PM): hahahahaha
dcdcnews (11:42:57 PM): X_X
mischiefanime (11:42:59 PM): g/nite
dcdcnews (11:43:07 PM): save teh world! gnaw your brother's doorknob!
mischiefanime (11:43:12 PM): .....
dcdcnews (11:43:16 PM): neeheehee
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