this. is. heavenly!
Sep. 18th, 2012 02:38 pmthank you so much housemate justin, for teaching me the beauty of the oven
i would marry this piece of marinated roast pork sirloin right now if i could <33
edit: "hi, my name is windows. can i crash at your place?"
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i can't stop laughing
edit2: while consuming my wondrous piece of pork, i remembered a part of the conversation i had with my chinese professor yesterday.
things i learned yesterday--
1. my chinese professor is jamaican!
2. he has a half brother who once owned a miniature pig that was not actually a miniature pig and grew so fat (and unhappy) that it had to be lowered out of the apartment via the window, and his brother was so sad to see the pig go that he cried
3. my professor occasionally feels sick at the thought of pork
HAHA what. welcome to my life
i would marry this piece of marinated roast pork sirloin right now if i could <33
edit: "hi, my name is windows. can i crash at your place?"
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i can't stop laughing
edit2: while consuming my wondrous piece of pork, i remembered a part of the conversation i had with my chinese professor yesterday.
things i learned yesterday--
1. my chinese professor is jamaican!
2. he has a half brother who once owned a miniature pig that was not actually a miniature pig and grew so fat (and unhappy) that it had to be lowered out of the apartment via the window, and his brother was so sad to see the pig go that he cried
3. my professor occasionally feels sick at the thought of pork
HAHA what. welcome to my life