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chu_totoromusic nerd pickup lines!
1. I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
3. Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
4. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
5. Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
6. Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
7. How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
8. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?
9. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?
10. A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
11. I'd like to finger your fret board.
12. How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.
13. The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
14. I'd tap that snare drum.
(also works with "I'd bang that bass drum").
15. Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?
16. How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets
17. hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home
18. you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
19. let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
20. Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
21. I want to make you tremolo.
22. Band: "are you french-horny for my trom-boner?"
23. Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
24. I want to rosin your bow.
25. How many positions can you get into?
26. The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
27. Im gonna make you go up an octave
28. I want to make you hit a high note.
29. Can I play with your tremolo arm?
30. I want to go up and down all your scales.
31. baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!
32. I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
33. Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you
#26, oh #26... I mean, everything it says is so true, but put together it's so wrong... XD
go cellos! :3
1. I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
3. Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
4. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
5. Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
6. Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
7. How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
8. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?
9. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?
10. A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
11. I'd like to finger your fret board.
12. How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.
13. The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
14. I'd tap that snare drum.
(also works with "I'd bang that bass drum").
15. Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?
16. How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets
17. hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home
18. you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
19. let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
20. Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
21. I want to make you tremolo.
22. Band: "are you french-horny for my trom-boner?"
23. Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
24. I want to rosin your bow.
25. How many positions can you get into?
26. The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
27. Im gonna make you go up an octave
28. I want to make you hit a high note.
29. Can I play with your tremolo arm?
30. I want to go up and down all your scales.
31. baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!
32. I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
33. Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you
#26, oh #26... I mean, everything it says is so true, but put together it's so wrong... XD
go cellos! :3
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Date: 2007-09-26 01:07 pm (UTC)#30 for the win
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Date: 2007-09-26 11:02 pm (UTC)/massive FAIL
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Date: 2007-09-27 02:15 pm (UTC)Thom Yorke of Radiohead is a falsetto, and a very good one at that.