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Mar. 3rd, 2007 09:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chu_totororandom english scribble:
story 58
a long time ago, in a faraway kingdom, there lived a little beggar-boy. one day he was trotting along the street, his hobo-sack slung over his shoulders, when PLOP he just went flying and landed facedown in the dirt! angrily he climbed up, dusting himself off, to find before him a gigantic carrot protruding from the ground. all resentment suddenly forgotten, he leapt up with joy at this new food source and put his sack down. then, flexing his muscles, cracking his knuckles, he got ready to extract this monster of a vegetable. with a "HU-U-U-U-U-U-UH!" and a "HOH!" and a kung-fu pose, he bent over, and, flexing his fingers, seized hold of the carrot all at once and pulled with all his might!!! almost instantly he flew back with the force, landing with a loud THUMP on his rump, half the carrot in his hands. angry and bewildered, he turned the carrot about and realized that it had been attached to the ground by a magnet.
the end.
edit: wow. when I was a kid, I excelled at sight reading. now I fail at it.
edit2: if I'd known beforehand how little I was going to get done tonight, I'd have gone to jazz cabaret. --;;
I'ma going to fail theory tomorrow. ><
story 58
a long time ago, in a faraway kingdom, there lived a little beggar-boy. one day he was trotting along the street, his hobo-sack slung over his shoulders, when PLOP he just went flying and landed facedown in the dirt! angrily he climbed up, dusting himself off, to find before him a gigantic carrot protruding from the ground. all resentment suddenly forgotten, he leapt up with joy at this new food source and put his sack down. then, flexing his muscles, cracking his knuckles, he got ready to extract this monster of a vegetable. with a "HU-U-U-U-U-U-UH!" and a "HOH!" and a kung-fu pose, he bent over, and, flexing his fingers, seized hold of the carrot all at once and pulled with all his might!!! almost instantly he flew back with the force, landing with a loud THUMP on his rump, half the carrot in his hands. angry and bewildered, he turned the carrot about and realized that it had been attached to the ground by a magnet.
the end.
edit: wow. when I was a kid, I excelled at sight reading. now I fail at it.
edit2: if I'd known beforehand how little I was going to get done tonight, I'd have gone to jazz cabaret. --;;
I'ma going to fail theory tomorrow. ><
