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In a land by the shore on a day of yore,
A little girl smiled at a man.
And this man was so cheered that he gave to his whore
A handsome sum and a fan.
And the whore was so pleased when she went to eat,
She threw in the waiter's pan,
A tip quite fantastical, incredible, a treat!
Quite uncommon in that land.
This waiter could not believe life was so sweet,
And skipped off, dressed quite grand,
To call on his girl for a quick little fuck
Behind a lemonade stand.
(To the lemonade guy who stared, awestruck,
They gave a bundle of cash.)
The girl became pregnant and bore a cute little buck
Who grew older in a flash,
This kid became king of this land by the shore
And led them through a crash;
He led them through famine, he led them through war,
Without him they would have no clan.
All because in this land on a day of yore,
A little girl smiled at a man.

now to come up with something I can actually turn in... _o_

edit: I wish I could insert these two lines:

(And the lemonade guy was in his corps,
Though no one really cared.)

above the last two, but it throws off the rhyme. not like the rhyme isn't forced anyway...

w/e