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[chu_totoro]

um. yeah. I don't think I should tell stories anymore. >>;;

[23:56] thethirdChang: ok soooo
[23:56] pumyAON: why
[23:56] thethirdChang: once upon a time
[23:56] thethirdChang: there lived this kid
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[23:56] thethirdChang: named uh
[23:56] pumyAON: bob
[23:56] thethirdChang: hmm
[23:56] pumyAON: joe bob.
[23:56] thethirdChang: joe bob
[23:56] thethirdChang: okay
[23:57] thethirdChang: and joe bob
[23:57] thethirdChang: had a mad crush on this other kid
[23:57] thethirdChang: called uh
[23:57] thethirdChang: flamingo
[23:58] thethirdChang: and they went to the same school
[23:58] pumyAON: now
[23:58] pumyAON: is this
[23:58] pumyAON: a heterosexual
[23:58] pumyAON: relationship?
[23:58] thethirdChang: so joe bob doesn't have any classes with flamingo
[23:58] thethirdChang: because joe bob is very smart
[23:58] pumyAON: or do you aspire to be like mel
[23:58] thethirdChang: and flamingo wasn't
[23:58] pumyAON: and write almost pure slash
[23:58] thethirdChang: flamingo?
[23:58] thethirdChang: the sex of flamingo
[23:58] thethirdChang: is of yet
[23:58] thethirdChang: undetermined
[23:59] thethirdChang: therefore flamingo's pronoun will be ze instead of he or she
[23:59] thethirdChang: yeah anyway
[23:59] thethirdChang: flamingo took kind of lame classes
[23:59] thethirdChang: and failed them too
[23:59] thethirdChang: but joe bob didn't care
[00:00] thethirdChang: because flamingo was so frickin' good looking!
[00:00] pumyAON: oO
[00:00] pumyAON: like me ofcourse
[00:00] thethirdChang: everybody loved flamingo
[00:00] pumyAON: /sexy pose
[00:00] pumyAON: oh I need to work on my sexy posing.
[00:00] thethirdChang: even when ze flunks out of all zir classes
[00:00] thethirdChang: whoa ok weird pronounness
[00:01] thethirdChang: anyway everyone's eyes start looking like s2.s2
[00:01] pumyAON: hahahaha
[00:01] pumyAON: s2 > <3, yes?
[00:01] pumyAON: sea.s2
[00:01] thethirdChang: ze had the coolest sunglasses ever
[00:01] ThereBeYe: ugh
[00:01] ThereBeYe: i am not able to win any games ever
[00:01] thethirdChang: and a hairdo
[00:01] pumyAON: well
[00:01] pumyAON: be more aggressive
[00:01] thethirdChang: of ambiguous gender
[00:01] ThereBeYe: i think i'm the only guy who brings down my team in 4v4s
[00:01] pumyAON: use my sync build
[00:01] thethirdChang: but v. sexy nontheless
[00:01] pumyAON: can beat most pubbie Z
[00:01] thethirdChang: so anyway back to the main point
[00:02] ThereBeYe: but but but
[00:02] pumyAON: and most pubbie T and P too
[00:02] thethirdChang: joe bob
[00:02] ThereBeYe: mutas plus lurkers plus hydra all at once is sadness
[00:02] thethirdChang: kinda
[00:02] thethirdChang: if he saw flamingo
[00:02] pumyAON: well you kill them BEFORE that
[00:02] pumyAON: you see.
[00:02] thethirdChang: would follow ze around
[00:02] thethirdChang: a bit
[00:02] ThereBeYe: ooooooooh story
[00:02] pumyAON: isn't it
[00:02] pumyAON: "zim"
[00:02] thethirdChang: oh
[00:02] thethirdChang: whatever
[00:02] thethirdChang: but he wasn't noticed
[00:02] thethirdChang: since flamingo had lots of fanboys
[00:02] thethirdChang: and fangirls
[00:03] thethirdChang: but ze was so dashing
[00:03] thethirdChang: that people obeyed zim without really thinking!
[00:03] thethirdChang: actually, they just think, WOW HE TALKED TO ME
[00:03] thethirdChang: so when flamingo wanted to
[00:03] thethirdChang: ze could scatter the fans v. easily
[00:03] pumyAON: shouldn't it be
[00:03] pumyAON: "ZE TALKED TO ME"?
[00:03] thethirdChang: with a few words
[00:03] thethirdChang: ...right
[00:03] thethirdChang: typo
[00:03] pumyAON: ze could
[00:03] pumyAON: stand up
[00:03] pumyAON: pose
[00:04] pumyAON: make all the fangirls swoon
[00:04] pumyAON: then
[00:04] pumyAON: jump in zis cloud car
[00:04] thethirdChang: *and fanboys
[00:04] thethirdChang: he didn't have a cloud car :o
[00:04] thethirdChang: actually
[00:04] thethirdChang: *ze
[00:04] thethirdChang: zis car was really old and crappy
[00:04] pumyAON: and run off where ze would be fed peeled grapes by beautiful nude nubile virgins
[00:04] thethirdChang: it was a secondhand car
[00:04] pumyAON: ahhhhh
[00:04] pumyAON: that would be nice life.
[00:04] thethirdChang: but ze acted like he didn't care!
[00:04] pumyAON: I want a cloud car now.
[00:05] pumyAON: and peeled grapes.
[00:05] pumyAON: and nubile virgins.
[00:05] thethirdChang: so people were all @__@ I wish I could be as calm and collected as zim
[00:05] thethirdChang: ANYWAY joe bob!
[00:05] thethirdChang: well joe bob
[00:05] thethirdChang: was kind of a social dork
[00:05] thethirdChang: and therefore didn't join the fangirls/fanboys
[00:05] thethirdChang: therefore
[00:05] thethirdChang: when flamingo scattered them
[00:05] thethirdChang: he wasn't amongst them
[00:05] thethirdChang: he would be lurking in the back
[00:05] thethirdChang: and not one of the people flamingo talked to
[00:05] thethirdChang: so it didn't affect him
[00:06] thethirdChang: so he continues to follow flamingo around
[00:06] thethirdChang: kind of like a wandering shadow
[00:07] thethirdChang: but flamingo
[00:07] thethirdChang: gets into zis car and drives away
[00:07] thethirdChang: so joe bob is left peeking out from around the corner
[00:07] thethirdChang: feeling very abandoned
[00:07] thethirdChang: :o
[00:08] thethirdChang: some days after that!
[00:08] thethirdChang: joe bob notices that
[00:08] thethirdChang: flamingo is starting to drive off afterschool more and more
[00:08] thethirdChang: somewhere
[00:09] thethirdChang: and that ze is looking worse and worse every day
[00:09] thethirdChang: and ok screw the ambiguous gender flamingo is now officially male
[00:09] pumyAON: hahahahahhaa
[00:09] pumyAON: ofc
[00:10] pumyAON: that makes this
[00:10] pumyAON: a gay relationship
[00:10] thethirdChang: it would be
[00:10] thethirdChang: too bad
[00:10] thethirdChang: it wasn't a relationship
[00:10] thethirdChang: because flamingo doesn't even really know joe bob exists
[00:10] pumyAON: true.
[00:10] pumyAON: lol
[00:10] pumyAON: ra: I'd go gay for xellos, totally.
[00:10] pumyAON: not reach, he's strong and has a dominantly thunderous voice
[00:11] pumyAON: ahhhh
[00:11] thethirdChang: so joe bob follows flamingo one day
[00:11] pumyAON: everything pertaining to mantoss is hilarious
[00:11] thethirdChang: and he follows flamingo... back to flamingo's house
[00:12] thethirdChang: where flamingo immediately slams into the bathroom and starts fixing up his hair
[00:12] thethirdChang: and dressing up
[00:12] thethirdChang: and putting on twin earrings
[00:12] thethirdChang: on the cartilage of his left ear
[00:13] thethirdChang: so when he emerges half an hour later joe bob goes @____@ and swoons
[00:13] pumyAON: hAHahahaha
[00:13] pumyAON: and then
[00:13] pumyAON: he heads off in his cloud car
[00:13] pumyAON: to the heavens for fine wine and peeled grapes
[00:13] pumyAON: THE END!
[00:13] thethirdChang: no
[00:13] thethirdChang: then joe bob loses his head
[00:13] thethirdChang: and he's like
[00:14] thethirdChang: OMG I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
[00:14] thethirdChang: /pops out of bushes
[00:14] pumyAON: proposes
[00:14] pumyAON: gets shot
[00:14] pumyAON: THE END
[00:14] thethirdChang: and flamingo goes O_____O;;
[00:14] thethirdChang: but then he composes himself
[00:14] thethirdChang: and goes
[00:14] thethirdChang: sorry, but I don't like guys
[00:15] thethirdChang: and joe bob is stabbed through the heart with the words
[00:15] pumyAON: ouchhhhh
[00:15] thethirdChang: and lies immobile twitching for a while
[00:15] pumyAON: and then
[00:15] thethirdChang: as flamingo drives off in his cloud car
[00:15] pumyAON: undergoes
[00:15] pumyAON: SEX CHANGE
[00:15] thethirdChang: *crappy car
[00:15] pumyAON: gg no re
[00:15] pumyAON: HAHAHAHAH
[00:15] thethirdChang: -___-
[00:15] pumyAON: cloud cars
[00:15] pumyAON: !!
[00:15] pumyAON: ^^;
[00:15] pumyAON: too bad I don't have a cloud car
[00:15] pumyAON: I only have crappy car
[00:15] pumyAON: -_-;
[00:15] thethirdChang: and joe bob crawls up
[00:15] thethirdChang: grieviously hurt
[00:15] thethirdChang: and all the more determined
[00:15] thethirdChang: to unveil whatever secret flamingo's hiding
[00:16] thethirdChang: coz he obviously dressed up for something
[00:16] thethirdChang: so he calls a taxicab
[00:16] pumyAON: brb
[00:16] thethirdChang: and follows in the general direction
[00:16] thethirdChang: lol now no one is listening to me
[00:16] thethirdChang: anyway
[00:17] thethirdChang: they speeeeeeeed a lot and catch up
[00:17] thethirdChang: and lurk 1-2 cars behind
[00:17] pumyAON: hhaa
[00:17] thethirdChang: so when flamingo gets out of car
[00:17] thethirdChang: in front of this mansion house
[00:17] thethirdChang: he tells taxi driver to let him off
[00:17] thethirdChang: and then RUNS AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[00:17] thethirdChang: because joe bob is too poor to pay the fare
[00:18] thethirdChang: after the taxi driver has driven off fuming
[00:18] pumyAON: you = too much
[00:18] pumyAON: pursuit of happiness
[00:18] thethirdChang: throwing several random items at joe bob
[00:18] thethirdChang: what's pursuit of happiness?
[00:18] pumyAON: happyness
[00:18] pumyAON: the movie.
[00:19] thethirdChang: never seen it
[00:19] pumyAON: oh.
[00:19] pumyAON: main character
[00:19] pumyAON: taxi cab
[00:19] thethirdChang: well so he follows flamingo
[00:19] pumyAON: no money
[00:19] thethirdChang: in the back
[00:19] pumyAON: runs away
[00:19] ThereBeYe: back
[00:19] pumyAON: haha
[00:19] ThereBeYe: hmm
[00:19] thethirdChang: lurking
[00:19] thethirdChang: and then
[00:19] thethirdChang: it's a mansion right so flamingo presses the uh
[00:19] thethirdChang: intercom thing?
[00:19] thethirdChang: like the camera thing at the door
[00:19] ThereBeYe: nah
[00:19] thethirdChang: and talks into it
[00:19] ThereBeYe: he should just have a bullhorn
[00:19] ThereBeYe: that echoes through the whole building
[00:19] thethirdChang: he's too cool for bullhorns
[00:19] thethirdChang: and after a bit
[00:19] thethirdChang: a figure comes walking out
[00:20] thethirdChang: down the steps of the mansion
[00:20] thethirdChang: and flamingo throws open his arms in an exclamation of happiness
[00:20] thethirdChang: as the figure scowls at him
[00:20] thethirdChang: and joe bob feels another stab through the heart
[00:20] thethirdChang: because the figure walking
[00:20] thethirdChang: albeit having very sexy thighs
[00:20] thethirdChang: was a GUY
[00:20] thethirdChang: and flamingo LIED to him
[00:21] ThereBeYe: how did he know?
[00:21] thethirdChang: what?
[00:21] ThereBeYe: how did he know it was a guy?
[00:21] thethirdChang: ...
[00:21] thethirdChang: he saw him?
[00:21] thethirdChang: he's lurking in the bushes
[00:21] ThereBeYe: yeah but how did he know it was a he?
[00:21] ThereBeYe: all these questions
[00:22] ThereBeYe: okay i'll stop talking now
[00:22] thethirdChang: he was dressed
[00:22] pumyAON: SEXY THIGHS YO
[00:22] thethirdChang: in a sexy male puma jacket
[00:22] thethirdChang: and had sexy thighs
[00:22] thethirdChang: and looked like a guy
[00:22] pumyAON: ah.
[00:22] pumyAON: so it's like
[00:22] pumyAON: a delmarxme cross
[00:22] thethirdChang: so unless he was a very good crossdresser
[00:22] pumyAON: ofc.
[00:23] pumyAON: that's too much hotness.
[00:23] pumyAON: even I must shade my eyes
[00:23] pumyAON: brb.
[00:23] thethirdChang: yeah anywayyyy
[00:23] ThereBeYe: he's getting a welder's mask, i'm sure
[00:23] thethirdChang: joe bob lies twitching in the bushes
[00:23] thethirdChang: and he hears the figure speak with supreme disdain down to flamingo
[00:24] thethirdChang: only he can't hear the words
[00:24] thethirdChang: and flamingo says something plaintively
[00:24] thethirdChang: and joe bob twitches some more
[00:24] thethirdChang: because he has never heard flamingo use
[00:24] thethirdChang: that tone of voice
[00:24] thethirdChang: ever
[00:25] ThereBeYe: the end?
[00:25] thethirdChang: so as he's thinking dejected thoughts to himself
[00:25] ThereBeYe: oh
[00:26] thethirdChang: he hears
[00:27] thethirdChang: "I have a GIRLFRIEND, aiite? Just stop coming back, asshole."
[00:27] pumyAON: O NOZ
[00:27] thethirdChang: and the figure swirls, supremely disdainful
[00:27] pumyAON: INFIDELITIEZ
[00:27] pumyAON: TSK TSK
[00:27] thethirdChang: and flamingo sits weeping on the steps
[00:28] thethirdChang: and joe bob ponders how ironic this situation is
[00:28] thethirdChang: and he ventures out
[00:28] ThereBeYe: i think i need to reread the story
[00:28] thethirdChang: just a little bit
[00:28] thethirdChang: and flamingo goes AHHHHHH WTF
[00:29] thethirdChang: I HAVE A STALKER
[00:29] pumyAON: /pulls out gun
[00:29] pumyAON: /shoots
[00:29] ThereBeYe: all competent stalkers carry ballistic shields and body armor
[00:29] ThereBeYe: and flashbangs, and duct tape
[00:29] ThereBeYe: you never know what the targe might be carrying
[00:29] thethirdChang: so joe bob gets hit in the uh stomach
[00:29] thethirdChang: only he's wearing defensive armor
[00:29] thethirdChang: so he flies out backwards
[00:30] ThereBeYe: see?
[00:30] ThereBeYe: just like that
[00:30] thethirdChang: (and since he was hiding in a bush behind flamingo)
[00:30] thethirdChang: rams into the wall of the mansion
[00:30] thethirdChang: whereupon
[00:30] ThereBeYe: and goes through the wall
[00:30] ThereBeYe: leaving a cartoon-style cutout of his sihlouette
[00:30] ThereBeYe: <<
[00:30] thethirdChang: the guy comes back out again
[00:31] thethirdChang: and sees flamingo first, still on the steps
[00:31] thethirdChang: but before he can say anything
[00:31] thethirdChang: joe bob is like
[00:31] thethirdChang: wtf this is all your fault
[00:31] thethirdChang: so he grabs him and starts whamming his head on the wall
[00:31] pumyAON: violent.
[00:31] pumyAON: I think everyone will end up dead.
[00:32] ThereBeYe: so abusive
[00:32] thethirdChang: and flamingo
[00:32] thethirdChang: stops crying
[00:32] thethirdChang: and goes
[00:32] ThereBeYe: flamingo needs the pepper spray
[00:32] thethirdChang: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:32] thethirdChang: and runs to save his love
[00:32] thethirdChang: only his love is too cool to suffer the likes of joe bob anyway
[00:32] thethirdChang: so by the time he gets there joe bob is being whammed
[00:32] thethirdChang: and flamingo is kind of confused
[00:33] ThereBeYe: story needs more laughing gas
[00:33] thethirdChang: and then debra (the girlfriend) who just pulled up goes OMG and screams
[00:34] pumyAON: lol
[00:34] pumyAON: hyuk
[00:34] thethirdChang: and her boyfriend is like fuck you flamingo this is all your fault
[00:34] ThereBeYe: okay....
[00:35] thethirdChang: and joe bob
[00:35] thethirdChang: lying half dead on the ground
[00:35] ThereBeYe: um.
[00:35] ThereBeYe: terribly stupid question.
[00:35] thethirdChang: is like YEAH I HATE YOU FLAMINGO T__T
[00:35] ThereBeYe: am i in this story?
[00:35] thethirdChang: but he doesn't really
[00:35] thethirdChang: uh
[00:35] ThereBeYe: because i never made the connection
[00:35] ThereBeYe: up 'till now
[00:35] thethirdChang: not particularly
[00:35] ThereBeYe: i mean with names
[00:35] thethirdChang: well
[00:35] thethirdChang: louis supplied that name
[00:35] ThereBeYe: ah.
[00:35] thethirdChang: it's just a random character
[00:35] ThereBeYe: continue, plox.
[00:35] thethirdChang: :o
[00:36] thethirdChang: yeah well he doesn't really
[00:36] thethirdChang: because even then
[00:36] thethirdChang: he is besotted with flamingo still
[00:36] thethirdChang: and unmoved by the sexy figure beside him
[00:36] thethirdChang: so while the sexy figure is pausing for a couple of seconds
[00:36] thethirdChang: to think what he should do
[00:37] thethirdChang: joe bob pulls him down by the ankles!
[00:37] thethirdChang: and bites him on the jugular vein
[00:37] thethirdChang: so he dies
[00:37] thethirdChang: and joe bob is covered with even more blood
[00:37] pumyAON: AHHHHHH
[00:37] pumyAON: yeah
[00:37] pumyAON: everyone dies
[00:38] thethirdChang: noooo not everyone
[00:38] thethirdChang: so at this point debra faints
[00:38] thethirdChang: and flamingo like
[00:38] thethirdChang: falls apart
[00:38] thethirdChang: because well
[00:39] pumyAON: sexy guy dies
[00:39] pumyAON: end fo world
[00:39] thethirdChang: his love is spurting blood
[00:39] thethirdChang: crazily
[00:39] thethirdChang: and looks horrendous
[00:39] thethirdChang: and is mutilated etc
[00:39] ThereBeYe: ah
[00:39] ThereBeYe: but if he became unsexy before he died
[00:39] ThereBeYe: does that still count?
[00:39] thethirdChang: and uh
[00:39] thethirdChang: joe bob
[00:39] thethirdChang: is not only dying from wounds
[00:39] thethirdChang: but
[00:39] thethirdChang: is poisoned
[00:39] thethirdChang: from ingesting
[00:39] thethirdChang: oversexy blood
[00:40] pumyAON: TOLD YOU everyone dies
[00:40] thethirdChang: they aren't dead yet!
[00:40] thethirdChang: so like
[00:40] thethirdChang: debra wakes up after a while
[00:41] thethirdChang: and faints again because there's three bloody people (/corpses) next to her
[00:41] thethirdChang: but after like an hour
[00:41] thethirdChang: she wakes up again
[00:41] thethirdChang: and kind of
[00:41] thethirdChang: gets control of herself
[00:41] thethirdChang: although she's lying in a pool of blood
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[00:42] thethirdChang: and she takes several deep breaths before turning around
[00:42] thethirdChang: and her boyfriend is obviously dead
[00:43] thethirdChang: and joe bob's face is all black and he's dead too
[00:43] thethirdChang: but
[00:43] thethirdChang: flamingo's lying there
[00:43] thethirdChang: like
[00:43] thethirdChang: unconscious
[00:43] thethirdChang: so
[00:43] thethirdChang: she calls the police
[00:43] ThereBeYe: i think this story requires resolution
[00:43] thethirdChang: and flamingo gets put into an asylum
[00:43] ThereBeYe: cause ima sleep within the quarter hour
[00:43] thethirdChang: hey it's almost over
[00:43] thethirdChang: me sleep too
[00:44] thethirdChang: where he
[00:44] ThereBeYe: mm, just making sure you don't launch into a zombie arc or something
[00:44] thethirdChang: is a vegetable
[00:44] thethirdChang: when he comes to
[00:44] ThereBeYe: how sad
[00:44] thethirdChang: wait I guess he just doesn't come to
[00:44] thethirdChang: and debra
[00:44] thethirdChang: is scarred
[00:44] thethirdChang: for life
[00:44] thethirdChang: and never quite the same
[00:44] thethirdChang: and takes care of flamingo
[00:44] ThereBeYe: big surprise
[00:44] thethirdChang: for the rest of his life
[00:44] thethirdChang: and becomes a freaky version of
[00:45] ThereBeYe: so did flamingo ever wake up?
[00:45] ThereBeYe: you know, just tying up any loose ends
[00:45] thethirdChang: ms. havisham
[00:45] thethirdChang: no
[00:45] ThereBeYe: or maybe a TBC
[00:45] thethirdChang: he remains a vegetable to the end of his days
[00:45] ThereBeYe: how very sad
[00:45] thethirdChang: maybe I shouldn't tell stories
[00:46] thethirdChang: x________x;;;;
[00:46] ThereBeYe: well that's two bird stories
[00:46] ThereBeYe: maybe we can do a third tomorrow
[00:46] thethirdChang: bird stories?
[00:46] ThereBeYe: well two stories that involve birds
[00:46] ThereBeYe: or names of birds
[00:46] ThereBeYe: if i'm awake tomorrow i'm going to write a turkey story.
[00:47] thethirdChang: oh
[00:47] thethirdChang: heyyy
[00:47] thethirdChang: I didn't even think of that
[00:47] thethirdChang: I just didn't want to wait to think
[00:47] ThereBeYe: heh.
[00:47] thethirdChang: in case louis named it
[00:47] ThereBeYe: well, good night
[00:47] thethirdChang: something like debra
[00:47] thethirdChang: x.x;;
[00:47] ThereBeYe: you are star testing?
[00:47] thethirdChang: nope
[00:47] ThereBeYe: hmm.
[00:47] thethirdChang: ......
[00:47] thethirdChang: hey
[00:47] thethirdChang: you've school tomorrow
[00:47] thethirdChang: GO TO BED
[00:47] thethirdChang: --;;;;;;;;
[00:47] ThereBeYe: oh no there's star testing
[00:47] ThereBeYe: like two hours of it
[00:47] thethirdChang: oh
[00:47] thethirdChang: I've break lolz
[00:47] ThereBeYe: this means half hour testing and two hours sleep.
[00:47] thethirdChang: not star testing
[00:47] ThereBeYe: and when i say two i mean one and a half.
[00:48] thethirdChang: mmm
[00:48] thethirdChang: well g'nite
[00:48] thethirdChang: :D
[00:48] thethirdChang: I bed too
[00:48] ThereBeYe: anyway
[00:48] ThereBeYe: goodnight

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wheeee skip list sleepy x_______x can't think