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ahahaha I forgot to post this up last night before I went to bed x___X
fwoofie (11:24 pm): so once upon a time
fwoofie (11:24 pm): adela was walking down the street
fwoofie (11:24 pm): wearing
fwoofie (11:25 pm): um.
fwoofie (11:25 pm): an acorn
fwoofie (11:25 pm): it was actually an acorn costume
fwoofie (11:25 pm): she won first prize with it in the halloween costume
ThereBeYe (11:25 pm): what?
ThereBeYe (11:25 pm): louis leave story?
fwoofie (11:25 pm): but she couldnt fit into doorways
ThereBeYe (11:25 pm): unthinkable!
fwoofie (11:25 pm): so that was a problem
fwoofie (11:25 pm): I think she had to deflate it every time she got into a classroom
fwoofie (11:25 pm): and then pump it with air again once she was in
fwoofie (11:26 pm): but anyway
fwoofie (11:26 pm): she was wearing this acorn costume
fwoofie (11:26 pm): this one day
fwoofie (11:26 pm): because
fwoofie (11:26 pm): she felt like being cool
ThereBeYe (11:26 pm): and somebody poked it with a pencil
fwoofie (11:26 pm): and acorny
fwoofie (11:26 pm): and having people stare at her
fwoofie (11:26 pm): haha
fwoofie (11:26 pm): oh that adela
fwoofie (11:26 pm): she always liked people staring at her
ThereBeYe (11:27 pm): somehow i doubt that
fwoofie (11:27 pm): one halloween she was...
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ...what?
fwoofie (11:27 pm): a plunger
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ...WHAT?
fwoofie (11:27 pm): it was a pretty simplistic costume
fwoofie (11:27 pm): the plunger
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ....so she was walking down the street
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): nd saw debra
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ho was
fwoofie (11:27 pm): because adela happened to be very busy that week
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): a toilet
fwoofie (11:27 pm): so she just got some brown paper
fwoofie (11:27 pm): HEY
ThereBeYe (11:27 pm): you people have the strangest ideas of halloween costumes
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): a very sophisticated complex costume btw
fwoofie (11:28 pm): i was going to say that one but i actually saw a costume of a toilet once
thethirdChang (11:28 pm): heeehee
fwoofie (11:28 pm): in a magazine
fwoofie (11:28 pm): anyway
thethirdChang (11:28 pm): o___O
fwoofie (11:28 pm): it was pretty awesome
fwoofie (11:28 pm): it was like, him sitting in the toilet
fwoofie (11:28 pm): hahahaha
fwoofie (11:28 pm): ANYWAY
fwoofie (11:28 pm): she got some brown paper
fwoofie (11:28 pm): wrapped it around herself
fwoofie (11:28 pm): unfortunately she forgot to cut holes for her arms
fwoofie (11:28 pm): so she got a friend to superglue a giant red bowl on her head
thethirdChang (11:28 pm): that's one fat plunger
fwoofie (11:29 pm): tada!
fwoofie (11:29 pm): yeaaah
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): so she couldn't use her arms when she was walking
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): so she walked right into debra
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): and bounced off
fwoofie (11:29 pm): so adela was waddling around all day
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): because she was a squishy toilet
fwoofie (11:29 pm): because her legs were wrapped too
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): made of plush
fwoofie (11:29 pm): nooo
ThereBeYe (11:29 pm): and she forgot to cut a hole for her face
fwoofie (11:29 pm): it was a ceramic toilet
fwoofie (11:29 pm): and adela fell into it
fwoofie (11:29 pm): and got stuck
fwoofie (11:29 pm): because she was a plunger
fwoofie (11:29 pm): HAHAHAHAHAHA
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): you were wearing ceramic?
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): yeah right
fwoofie (11:30 pm): so she went upside down
fwoofie (11:30 pm): on her head
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): that's not funny!!! TT
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): and
fwoofie (11:30 pm): and was like
pumyAON (11:30 pm): INTERNET NEEDS FIXING
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): howtf I get stuck
fwoofie (11:30 pm): 8OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): in toilet
pumyAON (11:30 pm): me get sbc
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): w/you on it
pumyAON (11:30 pm): Oo
pumyAON (11:30 pm): wtf
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): make no sense
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): there was a halloween story
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): you miss storytelling yo
fwoofie (11:30 pm): no the toilet bowl is in front of me
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): involving strange costumes.
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): let's cp it for him
fwoofie (11:30 pm): lets not
fwoofie (11:30 pm): but anyway
fwoofie (11:30 pm): and you bumped into me
pumyAON (11:30 pm): let's ^^'
fwoofie (11:30 pm): or you fell
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): I BOUNCED OFF
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): okay, not strange costumes
fwoofie (11:30 pm): and you toppled over
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): I said it first
pumyAON (11:30 pm): but only if sexy me is in it
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): there's a costume that's an acorn, a plunger, and a toilet
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): hey joe you can be the CPer
fwoofie (11:31 pm): cuz the toilet bowl is waist level
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): and you're not in it.
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): okok
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): I bounced off
fwoofie (11:31 pm): and you went upside down
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): but then
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): CP?
le pomme d amour (11:31 pm): why did luxury decide to suck
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): louis fell off a building
pumyAON (11:31 pm): copypaste
fwoofie (11:31 pm): and since the bowl was actually suction cupish
pumyAON (11:31 pm): WHAAAT
le pomme d amour (11:31 pm): all of a sudden
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): and HE GOT stuck
le pomme d amour (11:31 pm): sigh~
pumyAON (11:31 pm): but I FLOATED
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): so there
fwoofie (11:31 pm): your head got stuck into the toilet bowl
pumyAON (11:31 pm): and goT RECALLED
fwoofie (11:31 pm): and the rest of your body went TWANG
fwoofie (11:31 pm): straight out
fwoofie (11:31 pm): like a stick
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): that's impossible
fwoofie (11:31 pm): cuz that brown paper was pretty hardy stuff
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): and
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): that actualy takes a ridiculous amount
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): of upper body strength
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): if you're wearing the bowl around you
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): that's even more impossible
fwoofie (11:32 pm): why?
fwoofie (11:32 pm): NOOO
ThereBeYe (11:32 pm): then it started raining and all the costumes got soggy and that was the end of the absurd halloween costumes
fwoofie (11:32 pm): its in front of mee!!!
pumyAON (11:32 pm): oh damn
ThereBeYe (11:32 pm): le end.
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): coz you'd be in the way
pumyAON (11:32 pm): forgot to tell my friend
pumyAON (11:32 pm): who going to korea
pumyAON (11:32 pm): to buy me KTF uniform
pumyAON (11:32 pm): kaka~
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): that's not a COSTUME
fwoofie (11:32 pm): yeah it is
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): you're WEARING it k
pumyAON (11:32 pm): KTF uniform
pumyAON (11:32 pm): is a costume
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): nuh uh
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): no the toilet
fwoofie (11:32 pm): who else is going to be the rectangular part
fwoofie (11:32 pm): of the toilet
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): louis
fwoofie (11:32 pm): thats right me
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): lawlz
fwoofie (11:32 pm): and then the toilet bowl's in front of me
fwoofie (11:32 pm): so there
ThereBeYe (11:32 pm): what's it for, storing candy?
pumyAON (11:33 pm): WTF
pumyAON (11:33 pm): ;o
fwoofie (11:33 pm): so adela got stuck like that
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): and army uniforms are costumes
pumyAON (11:33 pm): halloween?
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): all uniforms*
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): fine
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): but I'm too heavy
fwoofie (11:33 pm): and debra got tired of supporting the weight
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): so the bowl breaks
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): if it's ceramic you realize
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): and rolls down a convinently placed hill
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): you would die from weight anyway
fwoofie (11:33 pm): so she takes off the costume
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): you probably couldn't even walk
fwoofie (11:33 pm): buts it on the ground
le pomme d amour (11:33 pm): whatcha all talking about?
fwoofie (11:33 pm): *puts
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): story
fwoofie (11:33 pm): and walks away
fwoofie (11:33 pm): leaving adela
pumyAON (11:33 pm): iiono
pumyAON (11:33 pm): halloween?
fwoofie (11:33 pm): still stuck upside down
pumyAON (11:33 pm): next halloween I get a KTF uniform
le pomme d amour (11:33 pm): sounds stupid =x
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): and deb's costume is all in pieces
fwoofie (11:33 pm): or actually at a 45 degree angle
pumyAON (11:33 pm): and walk around shirtless
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): so she's just a rectangle LOL
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): next halloween i get soviet army uniform
fwoofie (11:34 pm): but anyway
pumyAON (11:34 pm): with a keyboard slung over my shoulder
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): and a crapload of fake medals
pumyAON (11:34 pm): while making fun poses
fwoofie (11:34 pm): and so adela's face starts turning red
fwoofie (11:34 pm): from all the blood rushing to her head
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): keep rhyming
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): and I DIE
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): the end
le pomme d amour (11:34 pm): yay~
fwoofie (11:34 pm): rushing to my head, rushing to my head
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): like lead
fwoofie (11:34 pm): that sounds like a song
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): *liquid lead
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): what a morbid sotry
fwoofie (11:34 pm): anyway
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): story*
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): and there's no more to be said
fwoofie (11:35 pm): so she tries to get the bowl off her head
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): except that she was the color of mead
fwoofie (11:35 pm): so she could just leave the red bowl stuck on the toilet bowl
ThereBeYe (11:35 pm): mead is pronounced meed, right?
ThereBeYe (11:35 pm): or no?
fwoofie (11:35 pm): and she could get unstuck
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): oh whatever
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): and then she's DEAD
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): ohhhhh rhyming skills
fwoofie (11:35 pm): but then she realized that it was stuck on her head with superglue
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): wtf
fwoofie (11:35 pm): cuz she wanted it to be extra strong
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): oh the plunger ok
fwoofie (11:35 pm): guess it wasnt such a good idea adela
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): I thought the toilet was
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): so she rips it off
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): along with all her hair
fwoofie (11:36 pm): so she had to stay there
fwoofie (11:36 pm): for a week
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): and then she's a nun
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): and the scalp
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): <<
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): >>
fwoofie (11:36 pm): in the streets
fwoofie (11:36 pm): having people stare at her upside down plunger self
fwoofie (11:36 pm): stuck to a toilet bowl
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): and no one HELPED me?
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): wtf mate
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): fun fact: if something pulls all your hair at once, it's more likely that your scalp comes off
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): kinda sad
fwoofie (11:36 pm): it was actually in the middle of a main street
fwoofie (11:36 pm): so it caused a lot of traffic
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): adela is unloved
fwoofie (11:36 pm): but everyone thought adela was a sculpture
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): and made the newspapers
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): ........
fwoofie (11:36 pm): so she got very popular
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): an upside down plunger in a toilet bowl
fwoofie (11:37 pm): and lots of tourists came
pumyAON (11:37 pm): SADSTORY
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): wooooooo
pumyAON (11:37 pm): sea.sadstory
fwoofie (11:37 pm): to take pictures of her
pumyAON (11:37 pm): sea.lovely
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): who is sadstory?>
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): well I guess that's not bad
fwoofie (11:37 pm): and she tried yelling at all the people to help her
pumyAON (11:37 pm): sea.s2
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): nada?
fwoofie (11:37 pm): but they were just like
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): I die and become sculpture
pumyAON (11:37 pm): these are all nada
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): ah
fwoofie (11:37 pm): "ooooh, the sculpture can talk!!!"
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): until I start to rot
fwoofie (11:37 pm): and adela got more famous
fwoofie (11:37 pm): until one day some art museum director
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): and then people are like ew what's that smell
fwoofie (11:37 pm): paid 500 billion dollars
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): sea vs jaedong starting
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): and as I rot away the sculpture falls apart
ThereBeYe (11:37 pm): nah
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): people would bronze it first
fwoofie (11:38 pm): to have adela moved into his museum
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): so you would actually become a statue
pumyAON (11:38 pm): so I see.
fwoofie (11:38 pm): except while it was in the moving van
fwoofie (11:38 pm): that was filled with foam
fwoofie (11:38 pm): to prevent adela from breaking
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): it broke?
fwoofie (11:38 pm): because everyone thought adela was made out of
fwoofie (11:38 pm): um
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): plaster
fwoofie (11:38 pm): sculpture material
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): and eventually the van drove off a bridge and into a lake
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): ceramic stuff
fwoofie (11:38 pm): yeah anyway
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): and then it sank to the bottom
fwoofie (11:38 pm): so while she was in the moving van
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): and adela sank to the bottom wooo
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): and that was the end.
fwoofie (11:38 pm): the super glue finally wore off
thethirdChang (11:39 pm): superglue wears off?
ThereBeYe (11:39 pm): because of the water
fwoofie (11:39 pm): due to the force of gravity acting on adela's plunger body
thethirdChang (11:39 pm): blasphemy
ThereBeYe (11:39 pm): this is such a random story
ThereBeYe (11:39 pm): brb
fwoofie (11:39 pm): so she fell on the foam with a squish
fwoofie (11:39 pm): (and the red bowl remained plungered to the toilet bowl)
fwoofie (11:39 pm): but when she got the foam off her
fwoofie (11:39 pm): she saw....OMG a bunch of her hair still stuck to the bowl!!
fwoofie (11:40 pm): and then she felt her head..
fwoofie (11:40 pm): and then she found that...
fwoofie (11:40 pm): she had no head...
fwoofie (11:40 pm): and that apparently her head had come off too and it was somewhere beneath the mass of hair
fwoofie (11:40 pm): because it flopped over, you see
fwoofie (11:40 pm): so she started running in a panic
fwoofie (11:40 pm): into the walls of the moving van
thethirdChang (11:40 pm): HAHAHA zombie!me
fwoofie (11:41 pm): until finally she hit the door
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and it burst open
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and adela fell into the highway
thethirdChang (11:41 pm): dude how long is it going to take for me to die
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and all the foam things came flying out too
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and the toilet bowl came flying out three
fwoofie (11:41 pm): with adela's head on it
fwoofie (11:42 pm): and by chance her head manages to land on adela's neck
ThereBeYe (11:42 pm): this story is becoming creepy
fwoofie (11:42 pm): which creates a super bond because she absorbed powers from her plunger costume
ThereBeYe (11:42 pm): "... and then she woke up. The end."
thethirdChang (11:42 pm): and as it flew and landed on adela's neck, by chance it also knocked off debra's head :D because she was strolling along in the highway
fwoofie (11:42 pm): which makes her go upside down again
fwoofie (11:42 pm): into the same ish sculpture
fwoofie (11:42 pm): but instead of being at 45 degrees
fwoofie (11:42 pm): she was at 60 degrees
fwoofie (11:43 pm): so when museum officials searched for her and found her
fwoofie (11:43 pm): they thought she looked a bit funny
fwoofie (11:43 pm): but they couldnt figure out the problem
fwoofie (11:43 pm): so she got moved into the museum
fwoofie (11:43 pm): behind a glass case
thethirdChang (11:43 pm): TT
thethirdChang (11:43 pm): woe
fwoofie (11:43 pm): where more people could stare at her
fwoofie (11:44 pm): until one day there's an earthquake
fwoofie (11:44 pm): and all the things in the museum break
fwoofie (11:44 pm): including...
fwoofie (11:44 pm): *gasp*
fwoofie (11:44 pm): the toilet bowl!!
fwoofie (11:44 pm): we shall forever mourn its passing
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): who in their right mind
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): would want to look at a sculpture
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): of a toilet bowl
fwoofie (11:44 pm): so adela gets free from the toilet bowl
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): w/a plungert
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): *plunger
fwoofie (11:44 pm): because
fwoofie (11:44 pm): it was a giant plunger
fwoofie (11:45 pm): with an interesting head in the middle
fwoofie (11:45 pm): anyway
thethirdChang (11:45 pm): __o___
fwoofie (11:45 pm): the glass broke too btw
fwoofie (11:45 pm): so she ran home
fwoofie (11:45 pm): and when rice saw the red bowl still on adela's head
fwoofie (11:45 pm): he went into a frenzy
fwoofie (11:45 pm): because it was strange
fwoofie (11:45 pm): and foreign
fwoofie (11:45 pm): and he jumped up and grabbed onto it
fwoofie (11:46 pm): so that
fwoofie (11:46 pm): it came off
fwoofie (11:46 pm): because it was getting kind of old and weak
fwoofie (11:46 pm): and plus
fwoofie (11:46 pm): adela's neck-head bond was really strong from her escapade
fwoofie (11:46 pm): so the superglue HAD to break
fwoofie (11:46 pm): so adela went back to school
fwoofie (11:46 pm): after a month
fwoofie (11:46 pm): with a bald spot on her head
fwoofie (11:46 pm): and more people stared
fwoofie (11:47 pm): but she likes staring
fwoofie (11:47 pm): so she thought the whole experience was a good one
fwoofie (11:47 pm): hmm.
fwoofie (11:47 pm): i dont know if the acorn can top the plunger though..
ThereBeYe (11:47 pm): the next story shouldn't involve costumes
fwoofie (11:48 pm): i guess adela was walking down the street in her acorn costume because she hoped a similar thing would happen to her
fwoofie (11:48 pm): but
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): is adela even reading?
fwoofie (11:48 pm): iunno
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): popping in randomly, yes
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): <<
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): >>
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): ah
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): and if I don't
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): I'd cp the whole thing onto LJ before I sleep tonight anyway
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): and read it later
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): xD
fwoofie (11:48 pm): ....
fwoofie (11:48 pm): >>
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): thats the way to do it
fwoofie (11:48 pm): it is not meant to be cp'ed!
fwoofie (11:49 pm): in fact it has a curse
fwoofie (11:49 pm): if you cp it
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): too bad :D
fwoofie (11:49 pm): that whoever does
fwoofie (11:49 pm): will have to
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): I'm not meant to be a plunger either
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): but alas!
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): life is unfair like that
fwoofie (11:49 pm): wear a plunger costume the next halloween
ThereBeYe (11:49 pm): something ironic there
ThereBeYe (11:49 pm): i think
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): hahahahaa
fwoofie (11:49 pm): and you know what happens with that..
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): if I dress up next halloween at all
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): and I still remember this convo
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): I'll make some effort to look like a plunger
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): xD
fwoofie (11:50 pm): yaaaaay!!!
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): and I'll go trickortreating around fremont
fwoofie (11:50 pm): just fine a giant red bowl
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): in case deb's a toilet looooool
fwoofie (11:50 pm): *find
fwoofie (11:50 pm): some super glue
fwoofie (11:50 pm): ew nooo
ThereBeYe (11:50 pm): make sure you put on a hat before you glue it to your head
fwoofie (11:50 pm): and some brown paper
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): hehehe
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): hm did louis leave for good?
fwoofie (11:50 pm): nonono, hats are totally unnecessary
ThereBeYe (11:52 pm): i haven't seen his internet this sporadic before
ThereBeYe (11:52 pm): except maybe i have in that game where he randomly dropped out
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): hahaha
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): today's like a story day
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): my english teacher gave me a freewrite prompt
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): that was really lame
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): but no del or louis
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): oh
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): it was like about bees
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): we never do freewrites
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): we actually don't do much writing in lit
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): <<
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): well it was like miniessay but he SAID freewrite
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): he contradicts himself a lot
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): d I was totally ready for break anyway
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): so I was like screw this
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): "freewrites mean you write whatever the prompt makes you think of."
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): "this prompt makes me think you are lame."
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): "therefore, instead of writing an essay, I will write a story:"
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): etc.
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): x_______x going to fail english now
fwoofie (11:55 pm): ouch
fwoofie (11:55 pm): i would just go like
fwoofie (11:55 pm): bees are yellow. and black. they buzz. it hurts when they sting you. they perform complicated dances. I wish i could dance like a bee.
le pomme d amour (11:55 pm): hay guyz
le pomme d amour (11:56 pm): gnight
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): haha no it was about how bees affect
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): the CA economy
ThereBeYe (11:56 pm): gnight kevin
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): 'night
ThereBeYe (11:56 pm): BYE KEVIN
fwoofie (11:56 pm): actually, i wish i were a bee. so i could sting people i didnt like.
ThereBeYe (11:56 pm): but then you die
fwoofie (11:56 pm): but then no, bees would die
fwoofie (11:56 pm): yes exactly
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): I wrote a morbid story instead
fwoofie (11:56 pm): so i would rather be a wasp
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): about a stalker kid
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): who stalked so well that he was never noticed :D
fwoofie (11:56 pm): which are infintely more annoying
fwoofie (11:56 pm): bees affect the economy???
fwoofie (11:57 pm): thats totally random!
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): and unfortunately since he stalked so well
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): and stalked this girl all the time
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): she never noticed him
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): :D
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): they do apparently
ThereBeYe (11:57 pm): ninja power
ThereBeYe (11:57 pm): brb ,atj
ThereBeYe (11:57 pm): math*
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): he talked to us about it but I totally zoned so I didn't even know what to write about
fwoofie (11:58 pm): ohhh
fwoofie (11:58 pm): omg
fwoofie (11:58 pm): at first i thought he talked to you guys about scary stalker people
fwoofie (11:58 pm): haha
fwoofie (11:58 pm): holy crap we're the only people left
fwoofie (11:58 pm): D:
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): haha no that was my story
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): everybody died in the end I think
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): except the girl
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): my english teacher's probably going to think I'm mentally disturbed D:
ThereBeYe (12:00 am): the question is, is he right?
thethirdChang (12:01 am): HEY
ThereBeYe (12:01 am): tis just a question, yeknows
ThereBeYe (12:01 am): >>
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): so once upon a time
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): ...
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): man story writing is hard
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): hmm
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): somebody give me a prompt
thethirdChang (12:03 am): hehehee
thethirdChang (12:03 am): you should finish my stalker story for me
thethirdChang (12:03 am): and give it a happy ending
fwoofie (12:03 am): hah
fwoofie (12:03 am): now you see
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): so once upon a time
fwoofie (12:03 am): story writing is a SKILL
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): there was this stalker kid
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): who followed people around when he was bored
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): and eventually he became good at it
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and he wouldn't make a sound and followed people everywhere
thethirdChang (12:04 am): haha that's totally not my story
thethirdChang (12:04 am): but carry on
thethirdChang (12:04 am): xDDD
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and one day he was stalking a person
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and the person got into the card
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): a car*
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and somehow he got into the passenger seat super silently and he wasn't noticed
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): but he forgot to put on his seatbelt
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and so the police stopped the car
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): and the driver freaked out
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): and so the stalker was brought to jail
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): except while in jail
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): he started talking the prison guards
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): and he stalked them all the way out of the prison
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): man i don't know how to end this story besides the stalker gets killed
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): hmm
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): okay!
thethirdChang (12:06 am): so then as he was stalking them
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): so eventually he followed him everywhere
thethirdChang (12:06 am): he saw a really hot girl
thethirdChang (12:06 am): and started stalking her
thethirdChang (12:06 am): and then he chased her down and married her and they had lots of children
thethirdChang (12:06 am): the end
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): that was easy.
thethirdChang (12:06 am): oh and his children were all mad ninjas
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): except one of them turned out to be a pirate
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): and so he was bullied and made fun of by all his ninja siblings
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): until one day he couldn't stand it and ran away
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): and he ran into the woods
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): and in the woods he encountered a pirate ship
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): who took him on as a deck hand
thethirdChang (12:08 am): ..
thethirdChang (12:08 am): in the WOODS?
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): and eventually he learned all the piraty ways on the ship which was named
thethirdChang (12:08 am): x____X
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): it was a special ship
thethirdChang (12:08 am): could go on land?
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): it was a flying dutchman
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): scourge of the seven skies!
thethirdChang (12:08 am): hahahahahahaa
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): they boarded aircraft and stole all the luggage
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): and so all the airlines started getting less and less passengers
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): since all the luggage would be stolen
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): so eventually the ninjas heard about this threat
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): and they hatched a plan
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): a devious, diabolical plan
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): they boarded a plane
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): and hid themselves in the luggage
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): well, no they didn't.
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): the started stalking the luggage
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): and followed the luggage onto the plane
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): because nobody can see a ninja while he's stalking someone
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): even if that someone is a baggage cart
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): so they took off
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): and sure enough, the pirate ship
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): which had a name
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): which was...
fwoofie (12:10 am): Joe Schmoe
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): what a terrible name for a ship
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): the Joe Schmoe
thethirdChang (12:11 am): xD
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): and they docked and all the pirates boarded the airplane
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): and they took all the bags off of the plane
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): except some of the bags had ninjas in them
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): and all the bags were brought to the Joe Schmoe's cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): and all the ninjas crept out and started stalking the crewmen
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): the idea of ninjas boarding a pirate ship is kinda stupid, but whatever
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): the problem was that the crewmen never met the captain
thethirdChang (12:12 am): .....
thethirdChang (12:12 am): how does that work
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): who gave orders through a big horn
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): in the main cabin
thethirdChang (12:12 am): ah
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): but the ninjas couldn't sneak in
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): because ninjas are only invisible when stalking people
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): but if they tried to go from the hold to the cabin they would be seen
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): so the ninjas stalked the crew for a while
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): and ate their food from under the table
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): and slept on the ceilings of the pirate's rooms
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): and eventually the lead pirate
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): found out that the food was disappearing more quickly than it should be
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): so he ordered that all the food was to be dumped overboard
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): for reasons unfathomable
thethirdChang (12:14 am): oO
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): well, he thought there were rats in teh fodo
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): the food*
ThereBeYe (12:15 am): and the only way to get rid of rats is to throw them overboard
ThereBeYe (12:15 am): so they detached the cargo hold and watched it fall into the swiss sea
ThereBeYe (12:15 am): and unfortunately one especially lazy ninja forgot to get out of the cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): so he splashed down with a hold full of food
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): so he was stuck in the middle of the sea and ninja headquarters didn't know what was going on
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): except then he had stroke of luck
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): a bird landed on the cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): and he started stalking the bird
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): and when the bird started flying away he stalked it all the way back
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): over the swiss sea until he almost reached the borders of switzerland
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and the bird turned around and started flying bac
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): back*
thethirdChang (12:17 am): ....
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): but then it started flying upwards
thethirdChang (12:17 am): this is getting weirder and weirder
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and the ninja followed it
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and it turned out the bird was the personal condor of the captain of the Joe Schmoe
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): because he couldn't find a parrot
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and so the condor flew up to the ship
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and the ninja stalked it all the way up
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): and lo and behold!
thethirdChang (12:18 am): an APPLE.
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): the condor was the only thing that could meet the captain in person
thethirdChang (12:18 am): ok just kidding
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): and so the condor flew to the main cabin
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): and all the other ninjas were surprised to see him
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): stalking the condor
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): but they kept quiet
fwoofie (12:18 am): thats so cuuuuuute
fwoofie (12:18 am): "my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function... always increasing."
fwoofie (12:19 am): ok..random pick up line
fwoofie (12:19 am): go on
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): ...
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): anyway
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): so the condor flew through a mouse hole in the cabin
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): which was really the only way in or out
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): a big, condor-shaped mouse hole
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): and it turned out the cabin wasn't really a cabin, it was really, really big
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): because it was bigger on the inside than the outside
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): and the ninja saw the back of a man
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): in a big stuffed chair
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): with hair that kinda looked like his
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): and so the condor flew to the captain
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): who had a name
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): hmmf.
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): captain [randomclan]Louis
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): who turned around to greet the condor
thethirdChang (12:21 am): clan KTF
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): but since he had grown up with ninjas all his life
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): he could see ninjas
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): and the ninja could see him
thethirdChang (12:21 am): actually
thethirdChang (12:21 am): make that
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): and then they realized that they were brothers
thethirdChang (12:21 am): clan KTFwannabe
thethirdChang (12:21 am): xD
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): [KTFwannabe]Louis?
thethirdChang (12:21 am): yes
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): [KTFexpelled]DELMAR?
thethirdChang (12:21 am): expelled?
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): and so they hadn't seen each other for years
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): well it should be the other way around since the pirate had been expelled from the clan
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): except pirates really don't care about clan tags
thethirdChang (12:22 am): oh yeah
thethirdChang (12:22 am): this is a long story
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): and so louis started heading towards delmar with a hand extended in greeting
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): except the hand had a sword in it
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): which wasn't quite so friendly
thethirdChang (12:22 am): which hand
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): so delmar started retreating out
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): except he got stuck in the condorhole
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): mousehole*
fwoofie (12:23 am): holy crap i see names
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): and so louis decided to cut off delmar's head
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): except when he advanced
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): the condor swooped down and stole the sword
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): but then another ninja who had been following the condor burst out of the air
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): it was the original creepy stalker ninja
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): who had been taking a nap in the swiss sea when a cargo hold landed on him
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): and that woke him up
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): and when he saw his son following the condor up
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): he started stalking him
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): man this story is weird
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): anyway, he burst out of the air to snatch the sword
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): but then he wasn't stalking the condor anymore and couldn't fly
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): and so he fell down onto the floor between them
thethirdChang (12:25 am): @___@
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): but since the room was only built for one person
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): three was too much and they burst a hole in the bottom of the floor
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): and they would have fallen into the cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): except it wans't quite there anymore
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): and they landed in the middle of an ocean
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): MEANWHILE...
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): all the pirates and ninjas were starving
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): because the food was gone
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): so they decided to break the biggest rule of all and went to see the captain
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and they knocked but nobody was there
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): so the first one crawled into the condorhole, followed by the ninja
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and they fell through
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and the others didn't know where he went
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): so another pirate was sent to fetch him
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and the ninja followed
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and they disappeared!
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and so they were worried
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): so they went a third pirate
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): they weren't very smart pirates
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): so they stopped
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): but when the floor of the main cabin fell through, so did the engine
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and then the boat sank
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and it sank
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and it sank
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and eventually it hit bottom
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): which was in the middle of an ocean
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): but the condor flew them all to safety
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): well not really
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): the condor flew all the pirates
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and all the ninjas stalked each other except for the original ninja
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): who stalked the condor
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): so there was a condor with a tail of ninjas behind it
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and they swooped across the sea until they reached the shores of kansas
thethirdChang (12:28 am): ....
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): and when they beached
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): the original pirate turned around
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): and saw the ninja tail
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): but none of the other pirates could see them!
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): so the fight was gonna be really unfair
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): but i guess they forgot they were stalking the condor
fwoofie (12:29 am): i see condor
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): who started flying away
fwoofie (12:29 am): i see ninja
fwoofie (12:30 am): i see pirate
fwoofie (12:30 am): and thats about all i know about the story
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): and the condor was actually intelligent
fwoofie (12:30 am): and joe schmoe!
fwoofie (12:30 am): but i dont see it anymore
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): it sank
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): it lies at the bottom of the air
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): which is, incidentally, the top of the ocean
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): anyway
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): the condor could swim underwater
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): so it dived into the sea
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): and all the ninjas followed
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): but then they almost drowned
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): so tehy had to stop following
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): and the pirates made their getaway.
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): so in the end
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): there wasn't really a confrontation at all
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): which is really anticlimactic
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): YES I JUST WASTED HALF AN HOUR OF POINTLESS STORY
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): le end.
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): that was really random.
thethirdChang (12:32 am): it's okay
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): i think the story needed more named people
thethirdChang (12:32 am): you were exercising your creativity
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): and more dying
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): but i didn't want to kill them off since they were such nice people
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): adela
ThereBeYe (12:33 am): you should write a story
ThereBeYe (12:33 am): <<
ThereBeYe (12:33 am): brb
ThereBeYe (12:34 am): did i bore everybody to death?
ThereBeYe (12:34 am):
thethirdChang (12:34 am): um
thethirdChang (12:34 am): I'm reading manga at the same time
thethirdChang (12:34 am): so yeah
thethirdChang (12:34 am): I'll write a story next time we chatroom :D
ThereBeYe (12:34 am): *(nods*
thethirdChang (12:34 am): this chat's dead anyway
thethirdChang (12:34 am): is deb still around?
ThereBeYe (12:34 am): more or less
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): probably getting ready for sleep
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): which i should be
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): but i'm too lazy to go to sleep
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): so i'lil stay here
fwoofie (12:38 am): boo.
thethirdChang (12:38 am): hi
ThereBeYe (12:40 am): hail
ThereBeYe (12:40 am): what keeps you two up?
thethirdChang (12:40 am): reading manga
thethirdChang (12:40 am): we're both on break too
thethirdChang (12:40 am): also too much caffeine
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): coffee at night?
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): Oo
fwoofie (12:41 am): oh yeah
fwoofie (12:41 am): joes not on break
fwoofie (12:41 am): haha
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): well i'm on weekend
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): that's good enough
fwoofie (12:41 am): i have too much sleep deprivation
fwoofie (12:41 am): thats why i'm up
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): sleep deprivation should make you sleep
fwoofie (12:42 am): i know
fwoofie (12:42 am): my brain is weird
thethirdChang (12:42 am): she has a messed up sleep scheduled
thethirdChang (12:42 am): and also
thethirdChang (12:42 am): we got an espresso machine
thethirdChang (12:42 am): so yah
ThereBeYe (12:42 am): "we"?
thethirdChang (12:42 am): family?
ThereBeYe (12:42 am): mm
ThereBeYe (12:42 am): just wondering if that included deb
ThereBeYe (12:43 am): i think my biological clock is rotating forwards
ThereBeYe (12:43 am): i'm sleeping later and later and getting more and more tired in class
ThereBeYe (12:43 am): i hate drowsing off in spanish
thethirdChang (12:43 am): mmmm
thethirdChang (12:43 am): better 'n calc
fwoofie (12:45 am): haha
fwoofie (12:45 am): always calc
fwoofie (12:45 am): and english
fwoofie (12:45 am): often spanish
fwoofie (12:45 am): and chem
fwoofie (12:45 am): occassionally orchestra
fwoofie (12:45 am): seldom history
fwoofie (12:45 am): the ONLY class i can afford to sleep in
fwoofie (12:45 am): and i dont
fwoofie (12:45 am): wth!!
thethirdChang (12:45 am): hahaha
ThereBeYe (12:47 am): heh
ThereBeYe (12:47 am): my calc teacher would make you stand up if you were sleeping
fwoofie (12:47 am): thats my english teacher
fwoofie (12:47 am): fosho
ThereBeYe (12:49 am): i think somebody fell asleep while standing up once
thethirdChang (12:49 am): my brother did that when he was little
thethirdChang (12:49 am): and made to stand in the corner
ThereBeYe (12:49 am): i wish i could nod off whenever i wanted
ThereBeYe (12:50 am): i could totally catch sleep inbetween classes
thethirdChang (01:00 am): yawn
ThereBeYe (01:01 am): yawn
fwoofie (01:01 am): yawn
fwoofie (01:01 am): except not really
fwoofie (01:01 am): i can feel the bags under my eyes coming
fwoofie (01:01 am): ew.
ThereBeYe (01:02 am): but you're somehow not tired?
thethirdChang (01:03 am): I'm tired
thethirdChang (01:03 am): but awake
thethirdChang (01:03 am): if that makes any sense
thethirdChang (01:03 am): tired but not sleepy
ThereBeYe (01:03 am): "i'm exhausted, but reading manga is more fun than sleeping"
thethirdChang (01:06 am): well
thethirdChang (01:06 am): I can feel the tiredness
thethirdChang (01:06 am): but not the sleepiness
thethirdChang (01:06 am): there's a fine distinction you know
fwoofie (01:10 am): i agree!
fwoofie (01:10 am): i'm tired but not sleepy
fwoofie (01:10 am): if i were sleepy
fwoofie (01:10 am): i would be sleeping
thethirdChang (01:10 am): you would sleep?
fwoofie (01:10 am): at my desk right now
thethirdChang (01:10 am): xD
fwoofie (01:10 am): without brushing my teeth
fwoofie (01:10 am): or anything
fwoofie (01:10 am): i know gross
fwoofie (01:10 am): i do it often though
fwoofie (01:10 am): especially when i'm doing calc hw
thethirdChang (01:10 am): >>;;
thethirdChang (01:10 am): ew underline
ThereBeYe (01:11 am): when do you two get started on hw?
ThereBeYe (01:11 am): on a normal school day
fwoofie (01:11 am): um
fwoofie (01:12 am): like nowadays normal?
ThereBeYe (01:12 am): sure
fwoofie (01:13 am): uh
fwoofie (01:13 am): 9
fwoofie (01:13 am): or 10
fwoofie (01:13 am): or never
ThereBeYe (01:13 am): heh
fwoofie (01:13 am): or
ThereBeYe (01:13 am): what happens from 3-9?
fwoofie (01:13 am): 8 in the morning
fwoofie (01:13 am): track
fwoofie (01:13 am): class
fwoofie (01:14 am): scio practice
fwoofie (01:14 am): something just seems to happen
thethirdChang (01:14 am): depends
ThereBeYe (01:14 am): how much time is productive and how much is wasted?
thethirdChang (01:14 am): a lot of time is wasted x.x
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): in what?
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): i wanted to know if i was the only person who screwed around for eight hours and then did homework late at night
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): well maybe not eight
fwoofie (01:15 am): HI ADELA I POSTED ON YOUR FACEBOOK
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): so where does it go>
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): congratulations
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): i think you need a medal
fwoofie (01:16 am): HI JOE WHO NEVER GOES ON FACEBOOK
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): i do
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): sometimes
fwoofie (01:16 am): or at least never replies until 2 months later
fwoofie (01:16 am): hah.
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): usually if somebody posts on mine
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): i kept meaning to do that
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): but then i didn't
ThereBeYe (01:17 am): i have this problem a lot; "it's the same if i do it now as if i do it in five hours?"
ThereBeYe (01:17 am): right?
thethirdChang (01:17 am): no
thethirdChang (01:17 am): because if you do it now in 5 hours you'll go to sleep
thethirdChang (01:17 am): whereas if you don't you won't sleep now for 5 hours and do it
ThereBeYe (01:17 am): i mean, but it's the same now as if i do it tomorrow morning, right?
thethirdChang (01:17 am): etc
fwoofie (01:17 am): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fwoofie (01:18 am): i just noticed i'm the "cute fremont chick"
fwoofie (01:18 am): thats funny
thethirdChang (01:18 am): oh
thethirdChang (01:18 am): I did that xD
fwoofie (01:18 am): i figured
thethirdChang (01:18 am): I labelled everyone randomly
thethirdChang (01:18 am): when I noticed I could make officers
ThereBeYe (01:18 am): i just realized i haven't updated my profile
ThereBeYe (01:18 am): since last year
thethirdChang (01:18 am): hahaha
ThereBeYe (01:18 am): so the schedule is still for tenth grade
thethirdChang (01:18 am): ...smooth
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): but that's okay i haven't needed it very much
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): hay look i did post something that wasn't a replay
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): <<
thethirdChang (01:19 am): ...
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): on the chatgroup walla
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): wall*
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): and it's very short
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): and w/e
fwoofie (01:19 am): wait so we never did have a gathering on 4/7 or 4/8
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): today is 4/7
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): tomorrow is 4/8
fwoofie (01:19 am): yeah
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): i guess not
fwoofie (01:20 am): aww.
fwoofie (01:20 am): no harker people
fwoofie (01:20 am): oh well.
ThereBeYe (01:20 am): when is harker break?
fwoofie (01:20 am): PRIVATE PARTY YESSS
fwoofie (01:20 am): i have no idea
fwoofie (01:20 am): not this week
fwoofie (01:20 am): or i mean not the coming week
ThereBeYe (01:20 am): wait, kero+mels both harker?
ThereBeYe (01:20 am): should be this week then
fwoofie (01:20 am): yeah
fwoofie (01:20 am): thats what i think too
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): cause they managed to visit louis thursday morning
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): plus me later
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): and kevin too
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): anywayyyy
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): i sleep soon
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): i think
fwoofie (01:22 am): o.o
thethirdChang (01:22 am): harker break?
fwoofie (01:22 am): at school??
thethirdChang (01:22 am): last week
fwoofie (01:22 am): wait..
thethirdChang (01:22 am): the week that just ended
fwoofie (01:22 am): at home??
fwoofie (01:22 am): OH WHERE WAS MY VISIT
fwoofie (01:22 am): i think i'm high
ThereBeYe (01:22 am): oh louis at home
ThereBeYe (01:22 am): +,me
thethirdChang (01:22 am): hey we didn't get one either /shrug
thethirdChang (01:22 am): we being me/tiff
ThereBeYe (01:22 am): wait deb when your break?
fwoofie (01:23 am): pfft thats because you guys are close by
ThereBeYe (01:23 am): this week both of you?
ThereBeYe (01:23 am): or
thethirdChang (01:24 am): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thethirdChang (01:24 am): what is sasuke WEARING
thethirdChang (01:24 am): wtfwtfwtf
thethirdChang (01:24 am): T_____________T
ThereBeYe (01:24 am): clothes, most likely
fwoofie (01:24 am): a collar thing
thethirdChang (01:24 am): I've gone through 100 chapters just for his reappearance
thethirdChang (01:24 am): and he reappears wearing THIS
fwoofie (01:24 am): ...
thethirdChang (01:24 am): T________T /woe
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): i think i would know what you were talking about
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): if i knew what THIS was
thethirdChang (01:25 am): have you read it?
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): i have never read any manga / watched any anime
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): besides for pokmeno
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): pokemon*
thethirdChang (01:26 am): he doesn't look like sasuke TT
ThereBeYe (01:26 am): which, incidentally, is the greatest show of all time evar.
thethirdChang (01:26 am): except when they angle him
thethirdChang (01:26 am): wahhhhhhhhh
thethirdChang (01:27 am): he doesn't LOOK right without the konoha headband TT
ThereBeYe (01:29 am): i think i should go to sleep now
fwoofie (01:30 am): ok
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): you two probably should too
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): <<
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): anyway, goodnight
thethirdChang (01:30 am): bye
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): bye
fwoofie (01:30 am): cya
fwoofie (01:31 am): so adela let's plan the party
fwoofie (01:31 am): i say its at your house
fwoofie (01:31 am): again
thethirdChang (01:32 am): what?
fwoofie (01:33 am): or at tiff's house!!!!!!
thethirdChang (01:33 am): I doubt she'll appreciate that
fwoofie (01:34 am): aww
fwoofie (01:34 am): is she going anywhere?
thethirdChang (01:35 am): no
fwoofie (01:35 am): oh good
thethirdChang (01:35 am): but she can't do too much stuff either coz she has to like study or something I don't know @@
thethirdChang (01:35 am): but a gathering should be okay
fwoofie (01:38 am): pfft
fwoofie (01:38 am): cant be more stuff than i have to do
fwoofie (01:38 am): lol
fwoofie (01:38 am): i probably have an inflated sense of the number of things i have to accomplish this spring break
thethirdChang (01:39 am): mmmm
thethirdChang (01:39 am): I think I'm underestimating what I have to do
thethirdChang (01:39 am): but w/e
thethirdChang (01:51 am): I sleep at last
thethirdChang (01:51 am): good night
too lazy to go through and single out the stories, so if you want to read them you have to read everything. xD;; they're pretty random. It's really funny. When it's Del and Lulu, the stories are perverted as hell, and when it's Deb and Joe, they're random as hell. :D
Let's plan a gathering! Who's free... lessay... Wednesday?
btw Louis do you have a car you could drive people around with? because that would be helpful I think.
Zomg I have a car now! supposedly. My grandma bought a nice new one so obviously I get the crappy old one, but hey it's a car. Except that I can't drive people around, obv. and I don't think you want me to drive you because you'll die of a heart attack if not of a car crash, so yes. ^^
I need to make a checklist of everything I have to do over break. Otherwise I'm not going to do any of it. x______x
:] ♥♥ y'all~
1. IT'S SPRING BREAK. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ^^
2. Sasuke's back! He looks HORRIBLE and has REALLY REALLY bad taste in clothing, but he's back!! And now I'm mostly caught up w/Naruto, like only a volume behind, I'll wait for some more volumes to come out before reading again. xD
3. I beat the computer at SC lawlz~ still need to get Venuti's CDkey. :o
fwoofie (11:24 pm): so once upon a time
fwoofie (11:24 pm): adela was walking down the street
fwoofie (11:24 pm): wearing
fwoofie (11:25 pm): um.
fwoofie (11:25 pm): an acorn
fwoofie (11:25 pm): it was actually an acorn costume
fwoofie (11:25 pm): she won first prize with it in the halloween costume
ThereBeYe (11:25 pm): what?
ThereBeYe (11:25 pm): louis leave story?
fwoofie (11:25 pm): but she couldnt fit into doorways
ThereBeYe (11:25 pm): unthinkable!
fwoofie (11:25 pm): so that was a problem
fwoofie (11:25 pm): I think she had to deflate it every time she got into a classroom
fwoofie (11:25 pm): and then pump it with air again once she was in
fwoofie (11:26 pm): but anyway
fwoofie (11:26 pm): she was wearing this acorn costume
fwoofie (11:26 pm): this one day
fwoofie (11:26 pm): because
fwoofie (11:26 pm): she felt like being cool
ThereBeYe (11:26 pm): and somebody poked it with a pencil
fwoofie (11:26 pm): and acorny
fwoofie (11:26 pm): and having people stare at her
fwoofie (11:26 pm): haha
fwoofie (11:26 pm): oh that adela
fwoofie (11:26 pm): she always liked people staring at her
ThereBeYe (11:27 pm): somehow i doubt that
fwoofie (11:27 pm): one halloween she was...
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ...what?
fwoofie (11:27 pm): a plunger
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ...WHAT?
fwoofie (11:27 pm): it was a pretty simplistic costume
fwoofie (11:27 pm): the plunger
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ....so she was walking down the street
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): nd saw debra
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): ho was
fwoofie (11:27 pm): because adela happened to be very busy that week
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): a toilet
fwoofie (11:27 pm): so she just got some brown paper
fwoofie (11:27 pm): HEY
ThereBeYe (11:27 pm): you people have the strangest ideas of halloween costumes
thethirdChang (11:27 pm): a very sophisticated complex costume btw
fwoofie (11:28 pm): i was going to say that one but i actually saw a costume of a toilet once
thethirdChang (11:28 pm): heeehee
fwoofie (11:28 pm): in a magazine
fwoofie (11:28 pm): anyway
thethirdChang (11:28 pm): o___O
fwoofie (11:28 pm): it was pretty awesome
fwoofie (11:28 pm): it was like, him sitting in the toilet
fwoofie (11:28 pm): hahahaha
fwoofie (11:28 pm): ANYWAY
fwoofie (11:28 pm): she got some brown paper
fwoofie (11:28 pm): wrapped it around herself
fwoofie (11:28 pm): unfortunately she forgot to cut holes for her arms
fwoofie (11:28 pm): so she got a friend to superglue a giant red bowl on her head
thethirdChang (11:28 pm): that's one fat plunger
fwoofie (11:29 pm): tada!
fwoofie (11:29 pm): yeaaah
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): so she couldn't use her arms when she was walking
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): so she walked right into debra
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): and bounced off
fwoofie (11:29 pm): so adela was waddling around all day
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): because she was a squishy toilet
fwoofie (11:29 pm): because her legs were wrapped too
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): made of plush
fwoofie (11:29 pm): nooo
ThereBeYe (11:29 pm): and she forgot to cut a hole for her face
fwoofie (11:29 pm): it was a ceramic toilet
fwoofie (11:29 pm): and adela fell into it
fwoofie (11:29 pm): and got stuck
fwoofie (11:29 pm): because she was a plunger
fwoofie (11:29 pm): HAHAHAHAHAHA
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): you were wearing ceramic?
thethirdChang (11:29 pm): yeah right
fwoofie (11:30 pm): so she went upside down
fwoofie (11:30 pm): on her head
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): that's not funny!!! TT
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): and
fwoofie (11:30 pm): and was like
pumyAON (11:30 pm): INTERNET NEEDS FIXING
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): howtf I get stuck
fwoofie (11:30 pm): 8OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): in toilet
pumyAON (11:30 pm): me get sbc
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): w/you on it
pumyAON (11:30 pm): Oo
pumyAON (11:30 pm): wtf
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): make no sense
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): there was a halloween story
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): you miss storytelling yo
fwoofie (11:30 pm): no the toilet bowl is in front of me
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): involving strange costumes.
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): let's cp it for him
fwoofie (11:30 pm): lets not
fwoofie (11:30 pm): but anyway
fwoofie (11:30 pm): and you bumped into me
pumyAON (11:30 pm): let's ^^'
fwoofie (11:30 pm): or you fell
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): I BOUNCED OFF
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): okay, not strange costumes
fwoofie (11:30 pm): and you toppled over
thethirdChang (11:30 pm): I said it first
pumyAON (11:30 pm): but only if sexy me is in it
ThereBeYe (11:30 pm): there's a costume that's an acorn, a plunger, and a toilet
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): hey joe you can be the CPer
fwoofie (11:31 pm): cuz the toilet bowl is waist level
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): and you're not in it.
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): okok
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): I bounced off
fwoofie (11:31 pm): and you went upside down
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): but then
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): CP?
le pomme d amour (11:31 pm): why did luxury decide to suck
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): louis fell off a building
pumyAON (11:31 pm): copypaste
fwoofie (11:31 pm): and since the bowl was actually suction cupish
pumyAON (11:31 pm): WHAAAT
le pomme d amour (11:31 pm): all of a sudden
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): and HE GOT stuck
le pomme d amour (11:31 pm): sigh~
pumyAON (11:31 pm): but I FLOATED
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): so there
fwoofie (11:31 pm): your head got stuck into the toilet bowl
pumyAON (11:31 pm): and goT RECALLED
fwoofie (11:31 pm): and the rest of your body went TWANG
fwoofie (11:31 pm): straight out
fwoofie (11:31 pm): like a stick
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): that's impossible
fwoofie (11:31 pm): cuz that brown paper was pretty hardy stuff
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): and
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): that actualy takes a ridiculous amount
ThereBeYe (11:31 pm): of upper body strength
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): if you're wearing the bowl around you
thethirdChang (11:31 pm): that's even more impossible
fwoofie (11:32 pm): why?
fwoofie (11:32 pm): NOOO
ThereBeYe (11:32 pm): then it started raining and all the costumes got soggy and that was the end of the absurd halloween costumes
fwoofie (11:32 pm): its in front of mee!!!
pumyAON (11:32 pm): oh damn
ThereBeYe (11:32 pm): le end.
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): coz you'd be in the way
pumyAON (11:32 pm): forgot to tell my friend
pumyAON (11:32 pm): who going to korea
pumyAON (11:32 pm): to buy me KTF uniform
pumyAON (11:32 pm): kaka~
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): that's not a COSTUME
fwoofie (11:32 pm): yeah it is
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): you're WEARING it k
pumyAON (11:32 pm): KTF uniform
pumyAON (11:32 pm): is a costume
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): nuh uh
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): no the toilet
fwoofie (11:32 pm): who else is going to be the rectangular part
fwoofie (11:32 pm): of the toilet
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): louis
fwoofie (11:32 pm): thats right me
thethirdChang (11:32 pm): lawlz
fwoofie (11:32 pm): and then the toilet bowl's in front of me
fwoofie (11:32 pm): so there
ThereBeYe (11:32 pm): what's it for, storing candy?
pumyAON (11:33 pm): WTF
pumyAON (11:33 pm): ;o
fwoofie (11:33 pm): so adela got stuck like that
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): and army uniforms are costumes
pumyAON (11:33 pm): halloween?
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): all uniforms*
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): fine
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): but I'm too heavy
fwoofie (11:33 pm): and debra got tired of supporting the weight
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): so the bowl breaks
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): if it's ceramic you realize
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): and rolls down a convinently placed hill
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): you would die from weight anyway
fwoofie (11:33 pm): so she takes off the costume
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): you probably couldn't even walk
fwoofie (11:33 pm): buts it on the ground
le pomme d amour (11:33 pm): whatcha all talking about?
fwoofie (11:33 pm): *puts
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): story
fwoofie (11:33 pm): and walks away
fwoofie (11:33 pm): leaving adela
pumyAON (11:33 pm): iiono
pumyAON (11:33 pm): halloween?
fwoofie (11:33 pm): still stuck upside down
pumyAON (11:33 pm): next halloween I get a KTF uniform
le pomme d amour (11:33 pm): sounds stupid =x
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): and deb's costume is all in pieces
fwoofie (11:33 pm): or actually at a 45 degree angle
pumyAON (11:33 pm): and walk around shirtless
thethirdChang (11:33 pm): so she's just a rectangle LOL
ThereBeYe (11:33 pm): next halloween i get soviet army uniform
fwoofie (11:34 pm): but anyway
pumyAON (11:34 pm): with a keyboard slung over my shoulder
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): and a crapload of fake medals
pumyAON (11:34 pm): while making fun poses
fwoofie (11:34 pm): and so adela's face starts turning red
fwoofie (11:34 pm): from all the blood rushing to her head
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): keep rhyming
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): and I DIE
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): the end
le pomme d amour (11:34 pm): yay~
fwoofie (11:34 pm): rushing to my head, rushing to my head
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): like lead
fwoofie (11:34 pm): that sounds like a song
thethirdChang (11:34 pm): *liquid lead
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): what a morbid sotry
fwoofie (11:34 pm): anyway
ThereBeYe (11:34 pm): story*
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): and there's no more to be said
fwoofie (11:35 pm): so she tries to get the bowl off her head
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): except that she was the color of mead
fwoofie (11:35 pm): so she could just leave the red bowl stuck on the toilet bowl
ThereBeYe (11:35 pm): mead is pronounced meed, right?
ThereBeYe (11:35 pm): or no?
fwoofie (11:35 pm): and she could get unstuck
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): oh whatever
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): and then she's DEAD
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): ohhhhh rhyming skills
fwoofie (11:35 pm): but then she realized that it was stuck on her head with superglue
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): wtf
fwoofie (11:35 pm): cuz she wanted it to be extra strong
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): oh the plunger ok
fwoofie (11:35 pm): guess it wasnt such a good idea adela
thethirdChang (11:35 pm): I thought the toilet was
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): so she rips it off
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): along with all her hair
fwoofie (11:36 pm): so she had to stay there
fwoofie (11:36 pm): for a week
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): and then she's a nun
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): and the scalp
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): <<
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): >>
fwoofie (11:36 pm): in the streets
fwoofie (11:36 pm): having people stare at her upside down plunger self
fwoofie (11:36 pm): stuck to a toilet bowl
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): and no one HELPED me?
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): wtf mate
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): fun fact: if something pulls all your hair at once, it's more likely that your scalp comes off
ThereBeYe (11:36 pm): kinda sad
fwoofie (11:36 pm): it was actually in the middle of a main street
fwoofie (11:36 pm): so it caused a lot of traffic
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): adela is unloved
fwoofie (11:36 pm): but everyone thought adela was a sculpture
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): and made the newspapers
thethirdChang (11:36 pm): ........
fwoofie (11:36 pm): so she got very popular
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): an upside down plunger in a toilet bowl
fwoofie (11:37 pm): and lots of tourists came
pumyAON (11:37 pm): SADSTORY
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): wooooooo
pumyAON (11:37 pm): sea.sadstory
fwoofie (11:37 pm): to take pictures of her
pumyAON (11:37 pm): sea.lovely
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): who is sadstory?>
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): well I guess that's not bad
fwoofie (11:37 pm): and she tried yelling at all the people to help her
pumyAON (11:37 pm): sea.s2
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): nada?
fwoofie (11:37 pm): but they were just like
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): I die and become sculpture
pumyAON (11:37 pm): these are all nada
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): ah
fwoofie (11:37 pm): "ooooh, the sculpture can talk!!!"
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): until I start to rot
fwoofie (11:37 pm): and adela got more famous
fwoofie (11:37 pm): until one day some art museum director
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): and then people are like ew what's that smell
fwoofie (11:37 pm): paid 500 billion dollars
le pomme d amour (11:37 pm): sea vs jaedong starting
thethirdChang (11:37 pm): and as I rot away the sculpture falls apart
ThereBeYe (11:37 pm): nah
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): people would bronze it first
fwoofie (11:38 pm): to have adela moved into his museum
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): so you would actually become a statue
pumyAON (11:38 pm): so I see.
fwoofie (11:38 pm): except while it was in the moving van
fwoofie (11:38 pm): that was filled with foam
fwoofie (11:38 pm): to prevent adela from breaking
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): it broke?
fwoofie (11:38 pm): because everyone thought adela was made out of
fwoofie (11:38 pm): um
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): plaster
fwoofie (11:38 pm): sculpture material
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): and eventually the van drove off a bridge and into a lake
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): ceramic stuff
fwoofie (11:38 pm): yeah anyway
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): and then it sank to the bottom
fwoofie (11:38 pm): so while she was in the moving van
thethirdChang (11:38 pm): and adela sank to the bottom wooo
ThereBeYe (11:38 pm): and that was the end.
fwoofie (11:38 pm): the super glue finally wore off
thethirdChang (11:39 pm): superglue wears off?
ThereBeYe (11:39 pm): because of the water
fwoofie (11:39 pm): due to the force of gravity acting on adela's plunger body
thethirdChang (11:39 pm): blasphemy
ThereBeYe (11:39 pm): this is such a random story
ThereBeYe (11:39 pm): brb
fwoofie (11:39 pm): so she fell on the foam with a squish
fwoofie (11:39 pm): (and the red bowl remained plungered to the toilet bowl)
fwoofie (11:39 pm): but when she got the foam off her
fwoofie (11:39 pm): she saw....OMG a bunch of her hair still stuck to the bowl!!
fwoofie (11:40 pm): and then she felt her head..
fwoofie (11:40 pm): and then she found that...
fwoofie (11:40 pm): she had no head...
fwoofie (11:40 pm): and that apparently her head had come off too and it was somewhere beneath the mass of hair
fwoofie (11:40 pm): because it flopped over, you see
fwoofie (11:40 pm): so she started running in a panic
fwoofie (11:40 pm): into the walls of the moving van
thethirdChang (11:40 pm): HAHAHA zombie!me
fwoofie (11:41 pm): until finally she hit the door
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and it burst open
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and adela fell into the highway
thethirdChang (11:41 pm): dude how long is it going to take for me to die
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and all the foam things came flying out too
fwoofie (11:41 pm): and the toilet bowl came flying out three
fwoofie (11:41 pm): with adela's head on it
fwoofie (11:42 pm): and by chance her head manages to land on adela's neck
ThereBeYe (11:42 pm): this story is becoming creepy
fwoofie (11:42 pm): which creates a super bond because she absorbed powers from her plunger costume
ThereBeYe (11:42 pm): "... and then she woke up. The end."
thethirdChang (11:42 pm): and as it flew and landed on adela's neck, by chance it also knocked off debra's head :D because she was strolling along in the highway
fwoofie (11:42 pm): which makes her go upside down again
fwoofie (11:42 pm): into the same ish sculpture
fwoofie (11:42 pm): but instead of being at 45 degrees
fwoofie (11:42 pm): she was at 60 degrees
fwoofie (11:43 pm): so when museum officials searched for her and found her
fwoofie (11:43 pm): they thought she looked a bit funny
fwoofie (11:43 pm): but they couldnt figure out the problem
fwoofie (11:43 pm): so she got moved into the museum
fwoofie (11:43 pm): behind a glass case
thethirdChang (11:43 pm): TT
thethirdChang (11:43 pm): woe
fwoofie (11:43 pm): where more people could stare at her
fwoofie (11:44 pm): until one day there's an earthquake
fwoofie (11:44 pm): and all the things in the museum break
fwoofie (11:44 pm): including...
fwoofie (11:44 pm): *gasp*
fwoofie (11:44 pm): the toilet bowl!!
fwoofie (11:44 pm): we shall forever mourn its passing
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): who in their right mind
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): would want to look at a sculpture
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): of a toilet bowl
fwoofie (11:44 pm): so adela gets free from the toilet bowl
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): w/a plungert
thethirdChang (11:44 pm): *plunger
fwoofie (11:44 pm): because
fwoofie (11:44 pm): it was a giant plunger
fwoofie (11:45 pm): with an interesting head in the middle
fwoofie (11:45 pm): anyway
thethirdChang (11:45 pm): __o___
fwoofie (11:45 pm): the glass broke too btw
fwoofie (11:45 pm): so she ran home
fwoofie (11:45 pm): and when rice saw the red bowl still on adela's head
fwoofie (11:45 pm): he went into a frenzy
fwoofie (11:45 pm): because it was strange
fwoofie (11:45 pm): and foreign
fwoofie (11:45 pm): and he jumped up and grabbed onto it
fwoofie (11:46 pm): so that
fwoofie (11:46 pm): it came off
fwoofie (11:46 pm): because it was getting kind of old and weak
fwoofie (11:46 pm): and plus
fwoofie (11:46 pm): adela's neck-head bond was really strong from her escapade
fwoofie (11:46 pm): so the superglue HAD to break
fwoofie (11:46 pm): so adela went back to school
fwoofie (11:46 pm): after a month
fwoofie (11:46 pm): with a bald spot on her head
fwoofie (11:46 pm): and more people stared
fwoofie (11:47 pm): but she likes staring
fwoofie (11:47 pm): so she thought the whole experience was a good one
fwoofie (11:47 pm): hmm.
fwoofie (11:47 pm): i dont know if the acorn can top the plunger though..
ThereBeYe (11:47 pm): the next story shouldn't involve costumes
fwoofie (11:48 pm): i guess adela was walking down the street in her acorn costume because she hoped a similar thing would happen to her
fwoofie (11:48 pm): but
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): is adela even reading?
fwoofie (11:48 pm): iunno
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): popping in randomly, yes
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): <<
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): >>
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): ah
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): and if I don't
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): I'd cp the whole thing onto LJ before I sleep tonight anyway
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): and read it later
thethirdChang (11:48 pm): xD
fwoofie (11:48 pm): ....
fwoofie (11:48 pm): >>
ThereBeYe (11:48 pm): thats the way to do it
fwoofie (11:48 pm): it is not meant to be cp'ed!
fwoofie (11:49 pm): in fact it has a curse
fwoofie (11:49 pm): if you cp it
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): too bad :D
fwoofie (11:49 pm): that whoever does
fwoofie (11:49 pm): will have to
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): I'm not meant to be a plunger either
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): but alas!
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): life is unfair like that
fwoofie (11:49 pm): wear a plunger costume the next halloween
ThereBeYe (11:49 pm): something ironic there
ThereBeYe (11:49 pm): i think
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): hahahahaa
fwoofie (11:49 pm): and you know what happens with that..
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): if I dress up next halloween at all
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): and I still remember this convo
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): I'll make some effort to look like a plunger
thethirdChang (11:49 pm): xD
fwoofie (11:50 pm): yaaaaay!!!
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): and I'll go trickortreating around fremont
fwoofie (11:50 pm): just fine a giant red bowl
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): in case deb's a toilet looooool
fwoofie (11:50 pm): *find
fwoofie (11:50 pm): some super glue
fwoofie (11:50 pm): ew nooo
ThereBeYe (11:50 pm): make sure you put on a hat before you glue it to your head
fwoofie (11:50 pm): and some brown paper
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): hehehe
thethirdChang (11:50 pm): hm did louis leave for good?
fwoofie (11:50 pm): nonono, hats are totally unnecessary
ThereBeYe (11:52 pm): i haven't seen his internet this sporadic before
ThereBeYe (11:52 pm): except maybe i have in that game where he randomly dropped out
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): hahaha
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): today's like a story day
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): my english teacher gave me a freewrite prompt
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): that was really lame
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): but no del or louis
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): oh
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): it was like about bees
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): we never do freewrites
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): we actually don't do much writing in lit
ThereBeYe (11:53 pm): <<
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): well it was like miniessay but he SAID freewrite
thethirdChang (11:53 pm): he contradicts himself a lot
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): d I was totally ready for break anyway
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): so I was like screw this
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): "freewrites mean you write whatever the prompt makes you think of."
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): "this prompt makes me think you are lame."
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): "therefore, instead of writing an essay, I will write a story:"
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): etc.
thethirdChang (11:54 pm): x_______x going to fail english now
fwoofie (11:55 pm): ouch
fwoofie (11:55 pm): i would just go like
fwoofie (11:55 pm): bees are yellow. and black. they buzz. it hurts when they sting you. they perform complicated dances. I wish i could dance like a bee.
le pomme d amour (11:55 pm): hay guyz
le pomme d amour (11:56 pm): gnight
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): haha no it was about how bees affect
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): the CA economy
ThereBeYe (11:56 pm): gnight kevin
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): 'night
ThereBeYe (11:56 pm): BYE KEVIN
fwoofie (11:56 pm): actually, i wish i were a bee. so i could sting people i didnt like.
ThereBeYe (11:56 pm): but then you die
fwoofie (11:56 pm): but then no, bees would die
fwoofie (11:56 pm): yes exactly
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): I wrote a morbid story instead
fwoofie (11:56 pm): so i would rather be a wasp
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): about a stalker kid
thethirdChang (11:56 pm): who stalked so well that he was never noticed :D
fwoofie (11:56 pm): which are infintely more annoying
fwoofie (11:56 pm): bees affect the economy???
fwoofie (11:57 pm): thats totally random!
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): and unfortunately since he stalked so well
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): and stalked this girl all the time
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): she never noticed him
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): :D
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): they do apparently
ThereBeYe (11:57 pm): ninja power
ThereBeYe (11:57 pm): brb ,atj
ThereBeYe (11:57 pm): math*
thethirdChang (11:57 pm): he talked to us about it but I totally zoned so I didn't even know what to write about
fwoofie (11:58 pm): ohhh
fwoofie (11:58 pm): omg
fwoofie (11:58 pm): at first i thought he talked to you guys about scary stalker people
fwoofie (11:58 pm): haha
fwoofie (11:58 pm): holy crap we're the only people left
fwoofie (11:58 pm): D:
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): haha no that was my story
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): everybody died in the end I think
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): except the girl
thethirdChang (11:59 pm): my english teacher's probably going to think I'm mentally disturbed D:
ThereBeYe (12:00 am): the question is, is he right?
thethirdChang (12:01 am): HEY
ThereBeYe (12:01 am): tis just a question, yeknows
ThereBeYe (12:01 am): >>
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): so once upon a time
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): ...
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): man story writing is hard
ThereBeYe (12:02 am): hmm
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): somebody give me a prompt
thethirdChang (12:03 am): hehehee
thethirdChang (12:03 am): you should finish my stalker story for me
thethirdChang (12:03 am): and give it a happy ending
fwoofie (12:03 am): hah
fwoofie (12:03 am): now you see
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): so once upon a time
fwoofie (12:03 am): story writing is a SKILL
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): there was this stalker kid
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): who followed people around when he was bored
ThereBeYe (12:03 am): and eventually he became good at it
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and he wouldn't make a sound and followed people everywhere
thethirdChang (12:04 am): haha that's totally not my story
thethirdChang (12:04 am): but carry on
thethirdChang (12:04 am): xDDD
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and one day he was stalking a person
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and the person got into the card
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): a car*
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and somehow he got into the passenger seat super silently and he wasn't noticed
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): but he forgot to put on his seatbelt
ThereBeYe (12:04 am): and so the police stopped the car
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): and the driver freaked out
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): and so the stalker was brought to jail
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): except while in jail
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): he started talking the prison guards
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): and he stalked them all the way out of the prison
ThereBeYe (12:05 am): man i don't know how to end this story besides the stalker gets killed
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): hmm
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): okay!
thethirdChang (12:06 am): so then as he was stalking them
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): so eventually he followed him everywhere
thethirdChang (12:06 am): he saw a really hot girl
thethirdChang (12:06 am): and started stalking her
thethirdChang (12:06 am): and then he chased her down and married her and they had lots of children
thethirdChang (12:06 am): the end
ThereBeYe (12:06 am): that was easy.
thethirdChang (12:06 am): oh and his children were all mad ninjas
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): except one of them turned out to be a pirate
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): and so he was bullied and made fun of by all his ninja siblings
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): until one day he couldn't stand it and ran away
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): and he ran into the woods
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): and in the woods he encountered a pirate ship
ThereBeYe (12:07 am): who took him on as a deck hand
thethirdChang (12:08 am): ..
thethirdChang (12:08 am): in the WOODS?
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): and eventually he learned all the piraty ways on the ship which was named
thethirdChang (12:08 am): x____X
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): it was a special ship
thethirdChang (12:08 am): could go on land?
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): it was a flying dutchman
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): scourge of the seven skies!
thethirdChang (12:08 am): hahahahahahaa
ThereBeYe (12:08 am): they boarded aircraft and stole all the luggage
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): and so all the airlines started getting less and less passengers
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): since all the luggage would be stolen
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): so eventually the ninjas heard about this threat
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): and they hatched a plan
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): a devious, diabolical plan
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): they boarded a plane
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): and hid themselves in the luggage
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): well, no they didn't.
ThereBeYe (12:09 am): the started stalking the luggage
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): and followed the luggage onto the plane
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): because nobody can see a ninja while he's stalking someone
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): even if that someone is a baggage cart
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): so they took off
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): and sure enough, the pirate ship
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): which had a name
ThereBeYe (12:10 am): which was...
fwoofie (12:10 am): Joe Schmoe
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): what a terrible name for a ship
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): the Joe Schmoe
thethirdChang (12:11 am): xD
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): and they docked and all the pirates boarded the airplane
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): and they took all the bags off of the plane
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): except some of the bags had ninjas in them
ThereBeYe (12:11 am): and all the bags were brought to the Joe Schmoe's cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): and all the ninjas crept out and started stalking the crewmen
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): the idea of ninjas boarding a pirate ship is kinda stupid, but whatever
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): the problem was that the crewmen never met the captain
thethirdChang (12:12 am): .....
thethirdChang (12:12 am): how does that work
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): who gave orders through a big horn
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): in the main cabin
thethirdChang (12:12 am): ah
ThereBeYe (12:12 am): but the ninjas couldn't sneak in
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): because ninjas are only invisible when stalking people
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): but if they tried to go from the hold to the cabin they would be seen
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): so the ninjas stalked the crew for a while
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): and ate their food from under the table
ThereBeYe (12:13 am): and slept on the ceilings of the pirate's rooms
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): and eventually the lead pirate
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): found out that the food was disappearing more quickly than it should be
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): so he ordered that all the food was to be dumped overboard
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): for reasons unfathomable
thethirdChang (12:14 am): oO
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): well, he thought there were rats in teh fodo
ThereBeYe (12:14 am): the food*
ThereBeYe (12:15 am): and the only way to get rid of rats is to throw them overboard
ThereBeYe (12:15 am): so they detached the cargo hold and watched it fall into the swiss sea
ThereBeYe (12:15 am): and unfortunately one especially lazy ninja forgot to get out of the cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): so he splashed down with a hold full of food
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): so he was stuck in the middle of the sea and ninja headquarters didn't know what was going on
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): except then he had stroke of luck
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): a bird landed on the cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): and he started stalking the bird
ThereBeYe (12:16 am): and when the bird started flying away he stalked it all the way back
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): over the swiss sea until he almost reached the borders of switzerland
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and the bird turned around and started flying bac
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): back*
thethirdChang (12:17 am): ....
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): but then it started flying upwards
thethirdChang (12:17 am): this is getting weirder and weirder
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and the ninja followed it
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and it turned out the bird was the personal condor of the captain of the Joe Schmoe
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): because he couldn't find a parrot
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and so the condor flew up to the ship
ThereBeYe (12:17 am): and the ninja stalked it all the way up
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): and lo and behold!
thethirdChang (12:18 am): an APPLE.
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): the condor was the only thing that could meet the captain in person
thethirdChang (12:18 am): ok just kidding
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): and so the condor flew to the main cabin
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): and all the other ninjas were surprised to see him
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): stalking the condor
ThereBeYe (12:18 am): but they kept quiet
fwoofie (12:18 am): thats so cuuuuuute
fwoofie (12:18 am): "my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function... always increasing."
fwoofie (12:19 am): ok..random pick up line
fwoofie (12:19 am): go on
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): ...
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): anyway
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): so the condor flew through a mouse hole in the cabin
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): which was really the only way in or out
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): a big, condor-shaped mouse hole
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): and it turned out the cabin wasn't really a cabin, it was really, really big
ThereBeYe (12:19 am): because it was bigger on the inside than the outside
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): and the ninja saw the back of a man
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): in a big stuffed chair
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): with hair that kinda looked like his
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): and so the condor flew to the captain
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): who had a name
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): hmmf.
ThereBeYe (12:20 am): captain [randomclan]Louis
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): who turned around to greet the condor
thethirdChang (12:21 am): clan KTF
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): but since he had grown up with ninjas all his life
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): he could see ninjas
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): and the ninja could see him
thethirdChang (12:21 am): actually
thethirdChang (12:21 am): make that
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): and then they realized that they were brothers
thethirdChang (12:21 am): clan KTFwannabe
thethirdChang (12:21 am): xD
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): [KTFwannabe]Louis?
thethirdChang (12:21 am): yes
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): [KTFexpelled]DELMAR?
thethirdChang (12:21 am): expelled?
ThereBeYe (12:21 am): and so they hadn't seen each other for years
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): well it should be the other way around since the pirate had been expelled from the clan
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): except pirates really don't care about clan tags
thethirdChang (12:22 am): oh yeah
thethirdChang (12:22 am): this is a long story
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): and so louis started heading towards delmar with a hand extended in greeting
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): except the hand had a sword in it
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): which wasn't quite so friendly
thethirdChang (12:22 am): which hand
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): so delmar started retreating out
ThereBeYe (12:22 am): except he got stuck in the condorhole
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): mousehole*
fwoofie (12:23 am): holy crap i see names
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): and so louis decided to cut off delmar's head
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): except when he advanced
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): the condor swooped down and stole the sword
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): but then another ninja who had been following the condor burst out of the air
ThereBeYe (12:23 am): it was the original creepy stalker ninja
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): who had been taking a nap in the swiss sea when a cargo hold landed on him
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): and that woke him up
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): and when he saw his son following the condor up
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): he started stalking him
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): man this story is weird
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): anyway, he burst out of the air to snatch the sword
ThereBeYe (12:24 am): but then he wasn't stalking the condor anymore and couldn't fly
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): and so he fell down onto the floor between them
thethirdChang (12:25 am): @___@
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): but since the room was only built for one person
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): three was too much and they burst a hole in the bottom of the floor
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): and they would have fallen into the cargo hold
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): except it wans't quite there anymore
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): and they landed in the middle of an ocean
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): MEANWHILE...
ThereBeYe (12:25 am): all the pirates and ninjas were starving
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): because the food was gone
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): so they decided to break the biggest rule of all and went to see the captain
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and they knocked but nobody was there
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): so the first one crawled into the condorhole, followed by the ninja
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and they fell through
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and the others didn't know where he went
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): so another pirate was sent to fetch him
ThereBeYe (12:26 am): and the ninja followed
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and they disappeared!
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and so they were worried
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): so they went a third pirate
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): they weren't very smart pirates
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): so they stopped
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): but when the floor of the main cabin fell through, so did the engine
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and then the boat sank
ThereBeYe (12:27 am): and it sank
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and it sank
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and eventually it hit bottom
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): which was in the middle of an ocean
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): but the condor flew them all to safety
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): well not really
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): the condor flew all the pirates
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and all the ninjas stalked each other except for the original ninja
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): who stalked the condor
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): so there was a condor with a tail of ninjas behind it
ThereBeYe (12:28 am): and they swooped across the sea until they reached the shores of kansas
thethirdChang (12:28 am): ....
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): and when they beached
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): the original pirate turned around
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): and saw the ninja tail
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): but none of the other pirates could see them!
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): so the fight was gonna be really unfair
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): but i guess they forgot they were stalking the condor
fwoofie (12:29 am): i see condor
ThereBeYe (12:29 am): who started flying away
fwoofie (12:29 am): i see ninja
fwoofie (12:30 am): i see pirate
fwoofie (12:30 am): and thats about all i know about the story
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): and the condor was actually intelligent
fwoofie (12:30 am): and joe schmoe!
fwoofie (12:30 am): but i dont see it anymore
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): it sank
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): it lies at the bottom of the air
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): which is, incidentally, the top of the ocean
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): anyway
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): the condor could swim underwater
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): so it dived into the sea
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): and all the ninjas followed
ThereBeYe (12:30 am): but then they almost drowned
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): so tehy had to stop following
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): and the pirates made their getaway.
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): so in the end
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): there wasn't really a confrontation at all
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): which is really anticlimactic
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): YES I JUST WASTED HALF AN HOUR OF POINTLESS STORY
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): le end.
ThereBeYe (12:31 am): that was really random.
thethirdChang (12:32 am): it's okay
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): i think the story needed more named people
thethirdChang (12:32 am): you were exercising your creativity
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): and more dying
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): but i didn't want to kill them off since they were such nice people
ThereBeYe (12:32 am): adela
ThereBeYe (12:33 am): you should write a story
ThereBeYe (12:33 am): <<
ThereBeYe (12:33 am): brb
ThereBeYe (12:34 am): did i bore everybody to death?
ThereBeYe (12:34 am):
thethirdChang (12:34 am): um
thethirdChang (12:34 am): I'm reading manga at the same time
thethirdChang (12:34 am): so yeah
thethirdChang (12:34 am): I'll write a story next time we chatroom :D
ThereBeYe (12:34 am): *(nods*
thethirdChang (12:34 am): this chat's dead anyway
thethirdChang (12:34 am): is deb still around?
ThereBeYe (12:34 am): more or less
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): probably getting ready for sleep
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): which i should be
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): but i'm too lazy to go to sleep
ThereBeYe (12:35 am): so i'lil stay here
fwoofie (12:38 am): boo.
thethirdChang (12:38 am): hi
ThereBeYe (12:40 am): hail
ThereBeYe (12:40 am): what keeps you two up?
thethirdChang (12:40 am): reading manga
thethirdChang (12:40 am): we're both on break too
thethirdChang (12:40 am): also too much caffeine
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): coffee at night?
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): Oo
fwoofie (12:41 am): oh yeah
fwoofie (12:41 am): joes not on break
fwoofie (12:41 am): haha
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): well i'm on weekend
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): that's good enough
fwoofie (12:41 am): i have too much sleep deprivation
fwoofie (12:41 am): thats why i'm up
ThereBeYe (12:41 am): sleep deprivation should make you sleep
fwoofie (12:42 am): i know
fwoofie (12:42 am): my brain is weird
thethirdChang (12:42 am): she has a messed up sleep scheduled
thethirdChang (12:42 am): and also
thethirdChang (12:42 am): we got an espresso machine
thethirdChang (12:42 am): so yah
ThereBeYe (12:42 am): "we"?
thethirdChang (12:42 am): family?
ThereBeYe (12:42 am): mm
ThereBeYe (12:42 am): just wondering if that included deb
ThereBeYe (12:43 am): i think my biological clock is rotating forwards
ThereBeYe (12:43 am): i'm sleeping later and later and getting more and more tired in class
ThereBeYe (12:43 am): i hate drowsing off in spanish
thethirdChang (12:43 am): mmmm
thethirdChang (12:43 am): better 'n calc
fwoofie (12:45 am): haha
fwoofie (12:45 am): always calc
fwoofie (12:45 am): and english
fwoofie (12:45 am): often spanish
fwoofie (12:45 am): and chem
fwoofie (12:45 am): occassionally orchestra
fwoofie (12:45 am): seldom history
fwoofie (12:45 am): the ONLY class i can afford to sleep in
fwoofie (12:45 am): and i dont
fwoofie (12:45 am): wth!!
thethirdChang (12:45 am): hahaha
ThereBeYe (12:47 am): heh
ThereBeYe (12:47 am): my calc teacher would make you stand up if you were sleeping
fwoofie (12:47 am): thats my english teacher
fwoofie (12:47 am): fosho
ThereBeYe (12:49 am): i think somebody fell asleep while standing up once
thethirdChang (12:49 am): my brother did that when he was little
thethirdChang (12:49 am): and made to stand in the corner
ThereBeYe (12:49 am): i wish i could nod off whenever i wanted
ThereBeYe (12:50 am): i could totally catch sleep inbetween classes
thethirdChang (01:00 am): yawn
ThereBeYe (01:01 am): yawn
fwoofie (01:01 am): yawn
fwoofie (01:01 am): except not really
fwoofie (01:01 am): i can feel the bags under my eyes coming
fwoofie (01:01 am): ew.
ThereBeYe (01:02 am): but you're somehow not tired?
thethirdChang (01:03 am): I'm tired
thethirdChang (01:03 am): but awake
thethirdChang (01:03 am): if that makes any sense
thethirdChang (01:03 am): tired but not sleepy
ThereBeYe (01:03 am): "i'm exhausted, but reading manga is more fun than sleeping"
thethirdChang (01:06 am): well
thethirdChang (01:06 am): I can feel the tiredness
thethirdChang (01:06 am): but not the sleepiness
thethirdChang (01:06 am): there's a fine distinction you know
fwoofie (01:10 am): i agree!
fwoofie (01:10 am): i'm tired but not sleepy
fwoofie (01:10 am): if i were sleepy
fwoofie (01:10 am): i would be sleeping
thethirdChang (01:10 am): you would sleep?
fwoofie (01:10 am): at my desk right now
thethirdChang (01:10 am): xD
fwoofie (01:10 am): without brushing my teeth
fwoofie (01:10 am): or anything
fwoofie (01:10 am): i know gross
fwoofie (01:10 am): i do it often though
fwoofie (01:10 am): especially when i'm doing calc hw
thethirdChang (01:10 am): >>;;
thethirdChang (01:10 am): ew underline
ThereBeYe (01:11 am): when do you two get started on hw?
ThereBeYe (01:11 am): on a normal school day
fwoofie (01:11 am): um
fwoofie (01:12 am): like nowadays normal?
ThereBeYe (01:12 am): sure
fwoofie (01:13 am): uh
fwoofie (01:13 am): 9
fwoofie (01:13 am): or 10
fwoofie (01:13 am): or never
ThereBeYe (01:13 am): heh
fwoofie (01:13 am): or
ThereBeYe (01:13 am): what happens from 3-9?
fwoofie (01:13 am): 8 in the morning
fwoofie (01:13 am): track
fwoofie (01:13 am): class
fwoofie (01:14 am): scio practice
fwoofie (01:14 am): something just seems to happen
thethirdChang (01:14 am): depends
ThereBeYe (01:14 am): how much time is productive and how much is wasted?
thethirdChang (01:14 am): a lot of time is wasted x.x
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): in what?
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): i wanted to know if i was the only person who screwed around for eight hours and then did homework late at night
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): well maybe not eight
fwoofie (01:15 am): HI ADELA I POSTED ON YOUR FACEBOOK
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): so where does it go>
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): congratulations
ThereBeYe (01:15 am): i think you need a medal
fwoofie (01:16 am): HI JOE WHO NEVER GOES ON FACEBOOK
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): i do
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): sometimes
fwoofie (01:16 am): or at least never replies until 2 months later
fwoofie (01:16 am): hah.
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): usually if somebody posts on mine
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): i kept meaning to do that
ThereBeYe (01:16 am): but then i didn't
ThereBeYe (01:17 am): i have this problem a lot; "it's the same if i do it now as if i do it in five hours?"
ThereBeYe (01:17 am): right?
thethirdChang (01:17 am): no
thethirdChang (01:17 am): because if you do it now in 5 hours you'll go to sleep
thethirdChang (01:17 am): whereas if you don't you won't sleep now for 5 hours and do it
ThereBeYe (01:17 am): i mean, but it's the same now as if i do it tomorrow morning, right?
thethirdChang (01:17 am): etc
fwoofie (01:17 am): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fwoofie (01:18 am): i just noticed i'm the "cute fremont chick"
fwoofie (01:18 am): thats funny
thethirdChang (01:18 am): oh
thethirdChang (01:18 am): I did that xD
fwoofie (01:18 am): i figured
thethirdChang (01:18 am): I labelled everyone randomly
thethirdChang (01:18 am): when I noticed I could make officers
ThereBeYe (01:18 am): i just realized i haven't updated my profile
ThereBeYe (01:18 am): since last year
thethirdChang (01:18 am): hahaha
ThereBeYe (01:18 am): so the schedule is still for tenth grade
thethirdChang (01:18 am): ...smooth
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): but that's okay i haven't needed it very much
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): hay look i did post something that wasn't a replay
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): <<
thethirdChang (01:19 am): ...
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): on the chatgroup walla
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): wall*
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): and it's very short
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): and w/e
fwoofie (01:19 am): wait so we never did have a gathering on 4/7 or 4/8
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): today is 4/7
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): tomorrow is 4/8
fwoofie (01:19 am): yeah
ThereBeYe (01:19 am): i guess not
fwoofie (01:20 am): aww.
fwoofie (01:20 am): no harker people
fwoofie (01:20 am): oh well.
ThereBeYe (01:20 am): when is harker break?
fwoofie (01:20 am): PRIVATE PARTY YESSS
fwoofie (01:20 am): i have no idea
fwoofie (01:20 am): not this week
fwoofie (01:20 am): or i mean not the coming week
ThereBeYe (01:20 am): wait, kero+mels both harker?
ThereBeYe (01:20 am): should be this week then
fwoofie (01:20 am): yeah
fwoofie (01:20 am): thats what i think too
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): cause they managed to visit louis thursday morning
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): plus me later
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): and kevin too
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): anywayyyy
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): i sleep soon
ThereBeYe (01:21 am): i think
fwoofie (01:22 am): o.o
thethirdChang (01:22 am): harker break?
fwoofie (01:22 am): at school??
thethirdChang (01:22 am): last week
fwoofie (01:22 am): wait..
thethirdChang (01:22 am): the week that just ended
fwoofie (01:22 am): at home??
fwoofie (01:22 am): OH WHERE WAS MY VISIT
fwoofie (01:22 am): i think i'm high
ThereBeYe (01:22 am): oh louis at home
ThereBeYe (01:22 am): +,me
thethirdChang (01:22 am): hey we didn't get one either /shrug
thethirdChang (01:22 am): we being me/tiff
ThereBeYe (01:22 am): wait deb when your break?
fwoofie (01:23 am): pfft thats because you guys are close by
ThereBeYe (01:23 am): this week both of you?
ThereBeYe (01:23 am): or
thethirdChang (01:24 am): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thethirdChang (01:24 am): what is sasuke WEARING
thethirdChang (01:24 am): wtfwtfwtf
thethirdChang (01:24 am): T_____________T
ThereBeYe (01:24 am): clothes, most likely
fwoofie (01:24 am): a collar thing
thethirdChang (01:24 am): I've gone through 100 chapters just for his reappearance
thethirdChang (01:24 am): and he reappears wearing THIS
fwoofie (01:24 am): ...
thethirdChang (01:24 am): T________T /woe
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): i think i would know what you were talking about
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): if i knew what THIS was
thethirdChang (01:25 am): have you read it?
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): i have never read any manga / watched any anime
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): besides for pokmeno
ThereBeYe (01:25 am): pokemon*
thethirdChang (01:26 am): he doesn't look like sasuke TT
ThereBeYe (01:26 am): which, incidentally, is the greatest show of all time evar.
thethirdChang (01:26 am): except when they angle him
thethirdChang (01:26 am): wahhhhhhhhh
thethirdChang (01:27 am): he doesn't LOOK right without the konoha headband TT
ThereBeYe (01:29 am): i think i should go to sleep now
fwoofie (01:30 am): ok
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): you two probably should too
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): <<
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): anyway, goodnight
thethirdChang (01:30 am): bye
ThereBeYe (01:30 am): bye
fwoofie (01:30 am): cya
fwoofie (01:31 am): so adela let's plan the party
fwoofie (01:31 am): i say its at your house
fwoofie (01:31 am): again
thethirdChang (01:32 am): what?
fwoofie (01:33 am): or at tiff's house!!!!!!
thethirdChang (01:33 am): I doubt she'll appreciate that
fwoofie (01:34 am): aww
fwoofie (01:34 am): is she going anywhere?
thethirdChang (01:35 am): no
fwoofie (01:35 am): oh good
thethirdChang (01:35 am): but she can't do too much stuff either coz she has to like study or something I don't know @@
thethirdChang (01:35 am): but a gathering should be okay
fwoofie (01:38 am): pfft
fwoofie (01:38 am): cant be more stuff than i have to do
fwoofie (01:38 am): lol
fwoofie (01:38 am): i probably have an inflated sense of the number of things i have to accomplish this spring break
thethirdChang (01:39 am): mmmm
thethirdChang (01:39 am): I think I'm underestimating what I have to do
thethirdChang (01:39 am): but w/e
thethirdChang (01:51 am): I sleep at last
thethirdChang (01:51 am): good night
too lazy to go through and single out the stories, so if you want to read them you have to read everything. xD;; they're pretty random. It's really funny. When it's Del and Lulu, the stories are perverted as hell, and when it's Deb and Joe, they're random as hell. :D
Let's plan a gathering! Who's free... lessay... Wednesday?
btw Louis do you have a car you could drive people around with? because that would be helpful I think.
Zomg I have a car now! supposedly. My grandma bought a nice new one so obviously I get the crappy old one, but hey it's a car. Except that I can't drive people around, obv. and I don't think you want me to drive you because you'll die of a heart attack if not of a car crash, so yes. ^^
I need to make a checklist of everything I have to do over break. Otherwise I'm not going to do any of it. x______x
:] ♥♥ y'all~
1. IT'S SPRING BREAK. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ^^
2. Sasuke's back! He looks HORRIBLE and has REALLY REALLY bad taste in clothing, but he's back!! And now I'm mostly caught up w/Naruto, like only a volume behind, I'll wait for some more volumes to come out before reading again. xD
3. I beat the computer at SC lawlz~ still need to get Venuti's CDkey. :o