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chu_totoro ([personal profile] chu_totoro) wrote2005-09-09 07:32 pm
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100-person meme

I've only 63 people. But I'm not in a good mood. And I don't think I'll finish this if I keep going. And... I've started (near the end) putting down people I'm... not so fond of and giving comments I'm normally too polite or w/e to say. Or gloating at people I wouldn't normally gloat at. Just because... I mean, if you were going to die... might as well... Yeah. So I think I'd better just post it.

I considered putting this in friend's only, but I think I'll hinge on the fact that none of these people have access to my LJ. ....yeah. And the official text of the meme are not the original words... w/e. Good enough. ><


If you were about to die, and there were 100 people you could see and say one thing to before you die, who would they be and what would you say?

1. Mama: I apologize for all the times I pissed you off and annoyed you and caused general trouble and took years away from your life. I’m sorry I sometimes acted like a stubborn little bitch and was completely inconsiderate... I really am! ><
2. Ba-ba: oO Whoa. I’m dying before you? I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I know I promised not to...
3. Amy: Looks like I won’t be able to grow up and become rich and let you live in one of the rooms of my mansion... Sorry... you’re stuck with Adam now... >< Try and get along!
4. Adam: You know I met Vikki at SHS the other day? *chats much* Can you please be nicer to Amy? Like, more tolerant and less... teasing...? I can’t stand seeing you two getting into spats at home...
5. Puo-puo: (Well, I’d actually say some variation of this in Chinese...) Farewell. You are more awesome than any other pathetic Chinese school teacher or even real teachers in China. And your food is the best. There’s nothing better. I swear it!
6. Ah-gong: Ah-gong zai jian... -hug- -patpat- ;_;
7. Baobao (Jenn): Hey Jenn! You steamed pork bun! To tell the truth... I’ve mostly forgot what Alan (the one in Gunn that we met in Taiwan Camp and you keep talking about recently) looked like. I don’t remember him as a person. Just a name. Eh.. yeah.
8. Beibei (Iris): What I told Jenn. And I don’t actually remember the other guy... what did you say his name was? Andy? At all. Yeah. Didn’t want to tell you because I should know, but... I honestly forgot them...
9. Sabrina: Grow up to be a good girl, ‘kay? Listen to your teachers! -patpat- “Princess”...
10. Caitlyn: Listen to your parents, listen to your grandma... don’t watch too much TV... observe Sabrina... live a happy future life. And when you lead a successful life on my advice, remember your older cousin!
11. Carolyn: Keropi~ May the spirit of the first China exchange live forever! And the nicknames!
12. Tiff (Lin): Can I go to your biiiig house and... just go crazy with you (er, in a fun way)? Oh yeah, I must see your dog!!
13. Luna: Goodbye... never forget awesome 5th grade... treasure our stupidity, won’t you?
14. Debra: I wish you all of my luck. Because... yeah. I don’t need it any more. Good luck in your new school, don’t ever forget me, and... share some of that luck with others. ==’’
15. Elizabeth: Don’t ever, ever, ever commit suicide, okay? I know it’s stupid, but some of your backdated LJ entries scare me. ...and make more friends! Debra will share some luck with you.
16. Melody: Show me Karupin! NOW!!
17. Sensei: ...sensei sayounara... wah~
18. Del: I wuv you!! -hugcliiiing-
19. Louis: ...when I think about it, I have qualms deciding whether to burn all my books if it could keep myself from dying. How stupid. I can’t read if I’m dead! But...
20. Joseph: You should take more initiatives! To... do stuff.
21. Darkzebth: Let’s drop this stupidity. We both know we didn’t actually forget each other.
22. Earthy: ...I’m sorry. I hope BWYS won’t fall apart if I leave...
23. Moony: I never told you this, but when I saw your name Fangfei, the first thing that came into my mind was “square concubine.” ....yeah.
24. Linker-: ...well, looks like you can be rid of me now...
25. Grace: Too bad we never got time to know each other better.
26. Vikki: Adam might be like the big brother you never had, but.. it’s... not really that cool when he’s actually your big brother. Yeah. But he’s awesome.
27. Jessica: You know, that time I saw you scribble “I *heart* Dustin” all over your notebook, I thought you meant you loved dusting.
28. Dylan: Eliza has naked pics of you in her bedroom!
29. Chet: NYer... I’ve always vaguely wondered if you might know Earthy IRL. But I don’t know his real name so... eh, yeah.
30. Christine: ...we should find Nicole. And Eli. And play one last game of Mao together. With many new people who don’t know the rules.
31. Nicole: Always remember the beef jerky!
32. Denise: Wow. I will soon be Adelacorpse, true to my nickname. Eeeee morbid. Anyways, have ye any FMA manga past ch50? I’d reeeeally like to read all of the stuff that’s currently available...
33. Corinna: Stop calling yourself “fat” and “unfit” and stuff! You’re faster than me by a lot!
34. Leslie: I didn’t see you around this year either... AAAH life goes by too quickly.
35. Judy: Have fun in the army! *doesn’t say a word about death or dying*
36. Ms. Shanahan: Goodbye, good teacher... don’t forget the class of 2005!
37. Yulia (piano teacher): *sits down and plays something (well) for her* *tries to make her really really really happy*
38. Tiff Tan: I’m sorry we were so mean to you in 5th grade! I really really am!
39. Mai: Muu-chan~ Don’t ever forget me!
40. Alison: ...goodbye...
41. Allison: Waaaah! I hope you live a long and happy life!
42. Jamie: I’m going to die. Do you care?
43. Ms. McGovern: Can you lend me the markers for another VanGogh drawing? And if I finish... could you put it up in Dobbins? (Yeah, I know you’re in Blackford... but... ><) I don’t know. Just as... some sort of memento.
44. Natasha: Bye forever...
45. Zhang ah-yi: ... -hug- You like.. brought me up... You must be thanked... I head the new ah-yi and puo-puo and even mama talking about you behind your back. But I don’t care; I still love you.
46. Sean: I’m about to die. Do you care at all?
47. Patricia: Farewell, my friend... Debra will share my luck with you if you ever need it...
48. Chara: Have you got access to any more FMA manga? Japanese raws? I’d really like to read as much of it as I can ASAP...
49. Selene: Urk... I think I’ll be quitting soon. But can you send me all of AGF that you have before I do?
50. Babyanimalz: BBTW is long gone... but I don’t know. You’re just one of the people I’d say goodbye to, even though we lost contact so long ago.
51. Prettyteengirl: I didn’t want to say this to your face, but... Spirit of Friendship can never replace BBTW. Ever.
52. Kevin: Pity. I’d wanted to meet you IRL... and the other new Harker people...
53. Pauline: Ja... sayounara, Fan-san...
54. Nai-nai: -hug-
55. Ye-ye: *sings China + Taiwan’s anthems for him* Aren’t you proud of me? (The way I used to sing kiddie songs for him...)
56. Harleen: Eh.. in camp, the Quadrosexual referred to you. >< I’m sorry. Honestly. If you try to be less clingy, copycat-y, and bad-conversation-striking-up-y, maybe people would like you better...
57. Heidi: I was actually one of the three who wanted to resume ballet. You were too, right? What happened to that...?
58. Hidy: Baibai.
59. Milo: Oy, ye-shou, ren jia kwai shi le. You mei you she me gan xiang?
60. Justin: What happened to you after the Taiwanese summer camp? I’ve not seen you since - your contact info was dead...
61. James: SHUT UP. JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH THAT GETS THE ENTIRE P.E. CLASS DELAYED EVERY SINGLE DAY. And you’re racist against Asians? You wait. I’ll knock you out with a frisbee BEFORE I die. I will!
62. Jeff Chu: Hahahaha I’m a faster mile-runner than you.
63. Liz Liu: Go away. >< Some gaps can’t be closed.