Q and A

Q: How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seventy-six. One to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

Q: How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

Q: How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Davis doesn’t have electricity.

Q: How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Irvine looks better in the dark.

Q: How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. See UC Irvine.

Q: How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.

Q: How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

Q: How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eleven. One to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

that's the stuff, baby. bring out your California spirit!!

just for the record, I didn't come up with any of these on my own. I believe I first heard them from the mouth of a certain Economics teacher...

(cough)